Jenna Jameson gives birth to twins

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    speeds $2.50 highball, $1.50 beer Staff Member Administrator GFX Team

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    Jenna Jameson gave birth to twins today, fathered by former UFC Champion Tito Ortiz.

    Reportedly both children walked out of the womb and into a left hook from Chuck Liddell*.



    But seriously she did give birth to twin boys.

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29727520/

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    *I read this joke online, can't remember where, and won't take credit for it.
     
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    Those have to be some ugly fucking kids.

    She is so gross, now. Her pussy has to be like a black hole.
     
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    all i can say is.....ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
     
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    Tito has one big fucking head.

    Also, I'm surprised sperm could survive in that barren landscape.
     
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    speeds $2.50 highball, $1.50 beer Staff Member Administrator GFX Team

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    The freakshows named their kids Jesse and Journey Jett.
     
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    Are you serious !? Journey Jett !?
     
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    When they divorce and the kids for some reason to take the "Jameson" last name theres gonna be some crazy aliteration going on there.
     
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