Jens Lehmann signs short-term contract win Gunners

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    41-year old retired Arsenal hero and all around dingbat Jens Lehmann is back at Emirates to help us finish out the season. Lehmann will serve as our fourth keeper (second due to injuries) and is unlikely to feature in league competition--except in an emergency.

    Lehmann made 65 appearances for Stuttgart between 2008 and 2010 and has been effectively retired since June. The two-time UEFA Club Goalkeeper of the Year will also be working on getting his coaching credentials while in London.

    http://www.seacrofttoday.co.uk/news/lehmann_upbeat_over_title_chances_1_3180529

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    Re: Jens Lehmann possibly returning

    Interesting.
     
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    I want Jens chasing our players on the training pitch, making evil eyes, and otherwise unnerving everyone to the point where they would rather play really hard and win than have to answer to him and his German beer breath afterward.
     
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    Re: Jens Lehmann possibly returning

    He popped Djourou's shoulder back in place by screaming at it.
     
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    Jens is officially back with the team.

    Jens--if you need to take a leak--try and do it before the game. Just FYI you fuckin' drunk you.
     
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