OT Jesus is buying people private planes?!?

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  1. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    'Jesus bought this': Delighted televangelist Kenneth Copeland giggles with glee as he unveils new $3million private jet paid for by donations from his followers
    • The head of the Kenneth Copeland Ministries wore a flight jacket to take delivery of his new jet and giggled as it touched down on his private airstrip
    • Church posted thank you video on its website noting that plane had been purchased from Christian businessman and movie-maker Tyler Perry
    • GV prices start at $3,700,000 before customization and can carry about 14 people and a crew of four
    • The televangelist has previously called flying commercial 'getting in a long tube full of demons'


    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...enneth-Copeland-giggles-GV.html#ixzz54nF01AJR
     
  2. BrianFromWA

    BrianFromWA Editor in Chief Staff Member Editor in Chief

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    I don't necessarily disagree with his characterization of coach...
     
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    A TV evangelist unscrupulously using donations to buy a luxury jet? Wow never heard that one before. Ground breaking coverage from the Daily Fail.
     
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    These televangelists are a dying breed. This will be the last one to buy a private jet, I promise. Their core demographic consists of the same senior citizens who are currently propping up the infomercial and telemarketing industries. All this shit will be extinct in 10 years.
     
  5. SlyPokerDog

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    So will Jesus give planes to then?
     
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    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    Why did Tyler Perry have to sell the jet? Oprah stopped paying him to be her clone?
     
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    I guess it's better than passing out purple Kool Aid in Columbia
     
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    Guyana.
     
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    That too!
     
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    1timothy 3:1-3 This is a true saying, if a man desire the office of a bishop, he desireth a good work.

    2 A bishop then must be blameless, the husband of one wife, vigilant, sober, of good behaviour, given to hospitality, apt to teach;

    3 Not given to wine, no striker, not greedy of filthy lucre; but patient, not a brawler, not covetous;

    Titus 1:10-14
    For there are many unruly and vain talkers and deceivers, specially they of the circumcision:

    11 Whose mouths must be stopped, who subvert whole houses, teaching things which they ought not, for filthy lucre's sake.

    12 One of themselves, even a prophet of their own, said, the Cretians are alway liars, evil beasts, slow bellies.

    13 This witness is true. Wherefore rebuke them sharply, that they may be sound in the faith;

    14 Not giving heed to Jewish fables, and commandments of men, that turn from the truth.

    If people just read the bible they could see passed the sheeps clothing and see the wolf.
     
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    LameR Ha Seung-Jin Approved!

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    As a Christian, this is shit.
     
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    He is asking these good christians for their money, and they are being good christians by giving it to him.

    Luke 6:30
    Matthew 5:42

    I mean, yes, if there is a hell, these fake holy shitstains will be there. And the people donating will have earned an everlasting life for being generous to all who ask.

    Alternately, a fool and their money are soon parted. If you can literally talk people into just handing over their money to you for nothing, more power to you i guess.
     
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    God just told me that he wants you guys to buy me a plane.
     
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    I think we could collectively scrap together 12 bucks
    airplane model.png
     
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    God says it should be bigger.
     
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    God should never emasculate you like that
     
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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    Howard Stern's smallest penis competition makes God look like a jerk.

    As I was repeatedly told as a kid in church, nothing is impossible for God.

    FIX THOSE POOR GUY'S MEDICAL CONDITION THEN!!!
     
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    Joel Osteen is laughing at you. He will keep on racking in the $$$ while you think they're a dying breed.
     
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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    We really need to tax the fuck out of large religious groups.
     
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    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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