A resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour. The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered. Linda is a Blonde, a Democrat, and an Obama supporter, but that could all be a coincidence. The defective biscuit canister was analyzed and the expiration date was from 2008, so it was determined to be Bush's fault.
Two hillbillys were walking toward each other when one noticed that the other was carrying a sack over his shoulder, "Hey Billy Joe, whatcha gots in the sack?" " Well Bobby Lee, I gots me some chickens" "Hey Billy Joe, if I can guess how many chickens you have in that there sack could I have one of them?" "Bobby Lee if you can guess, you can have both of them" "Okay.................................................................................................................5"
...Rick and Tote were playing on the front porch when Rick nudged Tote and said "Hey, look at our dog". ( the male dog was bent over licking his balls) ...Rick said to Tote, "Man, ...I sure wish I could that."...Tote said, "Not me, ...that dog will bite you!"
Rob & Ron were having a romantic walk in the park when Rob stopped & said, "Hey sweetie look at the dead bird" To which Ron looked up and said "Where?"
