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    yankeesince59 "Oh Captain, my Captain".

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    Here is a riddle for the true intellectual.

    Try to come up with the answer on your own.However, the answer is at the bottom for thoseWho are unable to think this one through.

    Here's the riddle:
    At the exact same time, there are two 35-year-old men on opposite sides of the country..One is walking a tight rope between two skyscrapers at the 85th floor.The other is getting oral sex from an 80-year-old toothless woman.


    They are both thinking the exact same thing.

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    Don't look down!
     
    yankeesince59, Apr 13, 2018
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    :lol:
     
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    yankeesince59 "Oh Captain, my Captain".

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    Sorry Lil...I couldn't help it...and believe it or not, no, Mom did not send me that one...my Brother did.
     
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    Lillie Well-Known Member

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    I kind of figured that.
     
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    Mattingly23NY Turning Fastballs Into Souveneir's ~

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    You stumped me easily. I was looking for something to do with numbers in t/80's correlating to maximum suckage moments....:confused::nerd:

    the answer was a mental backflip :clap:
    Gymnast-faceplant-recovery.gif
     
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    Love the leg flip at the end
     
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