A rabbit walks into a cafe, and orders a ham, cheese and pineapple toastie. He gets it, eats it, and walks out. Next day, same thing; ham, cheese and pineapple toastie. By now he's accruing some interest, and the next day there's a TV camera in to watch him. But every day he still comes in, ordering a ham, cheese and pineapple toastie. Then one day, the owner of the cafe says 'I'm very sorry, but we've run clean out of ham, cheese, and pineapple. How would you like to try one of our other toasties?' The rabbit considers for a while, and eventualy orders the toastie of the day. He doesn't come in the next day. Or the next. Or the next. Business for the cafe declines, it has to close, and many years later the owner dies in poverty. So as he goes to heaven, he sees the ghost of the rabbit. 'What happened to you? why did you stop coming in for toasties?' 'Well, it was that last one you gave me. It killed me.' 'what did you die of?' 'Mixin'matoasties'
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