This is possibly the best joke ever: A pirate with a steering wheel on his crotch walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, you've got a steering wheel on your crotch." The pirate replies "Arr, it's driving me nuts."
Q) Why did the baker's hands smell? Because he kneaded a poo. ------------------------------------------------- "Ah yes", said the blind man pissing into the wind, "It's all coming back to me" ------------------------------------------------- A horse walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?"
