What do a slinky and a blonde have in common?Both are completely useless, but you can laugh your <Censored> off watching them fall down the stairs.I have more that I will post later.
I saw this on a commercial. It is really stupid, but I kinda found it funny...A skeleton walks into a bar. The bartender ask "What can I get for you". The skeleton then says "A beer...and a mop."
^yeah that is kind of stupid. Here's another stupid oneHow do crazy people get through the forest? They take the psyco pathhahaha yeah I know it's stupid/
Here is one:A blonde and a redhead met in a bar after work for a drink, and were watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge. The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead replied, "I'll take that bet!" Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owed. The redhead said "I can't take this, you're my friend" The blonde said "No! A bet's a bet". So the redhead said "Listen, I have to admit, I saw this on the 5 O'clock news, so I can't take your money" The blonde replied "well, so did I, but I never thought he'd jump again!"Nice idea for a thread. Just post the jokes, stupid or not, some one might laugh.
Flirtatious BirdsA Colored parrot was sitting in a nest. and said to the white dove flying by "I Feel so sick, Can you help me nurse?!!White Dove- Oooo Well, it looks like u have the Jungle Fever handsome. Sooo sad and u have to stay in your nest. If There's annnyyyything you want me to get you just let me knowColored Parrot- Polly want a CRACKA!! POLLY WANT A CRACKA!!I made this up but edited to make it less graphic lol
