Politics Just in case you didn’t know, English is now the official language in America

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    Once Trump finds out English comes from England he'll sign a new executive order designating Americanish as our official language.

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    Que?
     
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    Surprised he didn't already do that and call it American instead of English. We speak American here!
     
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    King Charles should sign a proclamation saying that Americans are no longer allowed to speak the King's English.

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    There are 350 languages spoken in the United States. Bullshit is the number one language and everyone is fluent in that one.
     
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    And with that, eggs are cheaper!


    ooooh wait.
     
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    $10.50 for an 18 pack yesterday...
     
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    Just wait until the trade wars drive the value of the dollar down and eggs cost 50 dollars a dozen but a dollar is worth about 15 cents but wages stay the same.
     
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    It’s quite the drive from Molalla, but an 18 pack is $8.20 at the WINCO by my house
     
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    Thanks!

    Yeah I know we can get them cheaper if we put in a little bit of work, but taking an extra 15 to 20 minutes to go to a different store plus the time it takes to even figure out which store actually has eggs at the best price doesn't seem worth it to save a couple bucks.

    If it gets too serious I'll just get chickens again.
     
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    I thought he’d go with his own native language and make bull shit the official pick.
     
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