Just wanted to say hello

Hello everyone. This is my first post and I just wanted to say hello. I have been reading this blog for the better part of a year and I finally decided to join in the discussion. Be easy on me with my first post after this one you can tear me up all you want.

Cheers

 

Hiya and welcome !!

You will find that I'm the nicest person here. Don't trust anyone else. Just watch, they'll pretend to welcome you, but they have evil intent. Stick with me and you won't go wrong.

Just a word of warning--there was a murder here last year. Be careful. If you need any advice about where to tread, I'm always available.

 

spambot starts posting tranny porn in 3....2....1.......

 

There are certain parts of Sports 2 you should never venture into, especially at nighttime. You can send me a private message and I'll fill you in.

The people in power call themselves "Moderators," but we call them the "Ruffians." They will pretend to be your friend, but remember that their first loyalty is to their gang, not you.

 

I don't know whether to laugh at the posts or call it a night and not try and think to hard.

 

probably the latter

 

Welcome. Everybody here is really nice. Sometimes we all trade recipes and have a group hug.

 

Hi, I am a moderator and I am here to make things easy for you.

I am your friend but I truly hate you. Please take this to heart as my true goal on this forum is to expose your feelings to the internet in an attempt to make my e-peen bigger. Only I am allowed to swear and insult other members because my name is coloured and I have a cool badge underneath my moniker. I also spell colour with a 'u' and I spell centre like a Frenchman. If you bring this up, mention England, the Queen, Arsenal, or steak pies in a negative light, I will ban you.

Please don't talk back to me or I will edit your posts and report you to the the HIGHER PEOPLE.

Shooter is a huge conservative and loves those stereotypical blonde chicks with the big boobs. The type you see in Hooters or a truck stop off of 66 on a Friday night. Then again, that breed of women usually only have a couple of teeth left in their head. He also that type of guy who will turn any topic into something completely serious. You should of read the "Would you bang Sarah Palin?" thread.

HCP is one of those illegal immigrants trying to make himself look as American as possible just to stay away from the Feds. The usual high-top wearin', Patriot thongs, fence-jumping Mexican. Much love, fams.

barfo is just a funny guy. I will not disrespect him because his name is colourful. In fact, all I know about him is that he is an old ass man with terrible internet (psst, he faps at work).

Wheels is another Mexican (yes, we're surrounded) with an unknown age. He could either be 13 or 40. He loves long walks on the beach and huge penises.

Blayza is clearly black. That's all.

Ed O is one of those guys who rarely makes a post but when he does it's just to quote you and call you out.

El Presidente is an Asian who loves to express his 'riches' but he most definitely broke. He will constantly create threads about this new coffee grinder, the type of baggage he is bringing to Las Vegas, and how good his filet mignon was last night. No matter how badass he is on the forum, he is very insecure and has a lot of things wrong with him. Stay wary, what619.

jlprk is basically a douche. There isn't much to say.

K, now I'm bored.

 

So long as you avoid this character, you'll do fine.

 

I still have not found a recipe for sweet potato pie that I really like. Anyone?

 

Potato's and sugar?

 

Ingredients:

2 cups mashed sweet potatoes
1/4 pound butter, softened
2 eggs, separated
1 cup packed brown sugar
1/4 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon ground ginger 1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon
1/2 teaspoon ground nutmeg
1/2 cup evaporated milk
1/4 cup white sugar
1 (9 inch) unbaked pie crust

Directions:

1. Preheat oven to 400 degrees F (200 degrees C).
2. In a mixing bowl, combine the sweet potatoes, butter, egg yolks, brown sugar, salt, ginger, cinnamon, nutmeg and evaporated milk. Mix together well.
3. Beat egg whites until stiff peaks form; add 1/4 cup sugar and fold into sweet potato mixture.
4. Pour into pie shell and bake at 400 degrees F (200 degrees C) for 10 minutes. Reduce heat and bake at 350 degrees F (175 degrees C) for 30 minutes or until firm

 

Based simply on that one post alone, you're already in better stead than 72.34% of the posters in here.

Welcome!

 

Gotta say, that was a pretty damn good post.

 

...and I know you love me. Everyone does.

 

Enjoy it. I have one a year.

 

You are basically a Diplomat. Nobody gives a shit what you do (in a good way).

 

Well put. I'm the great plenipotentiary.

 

You already broke Rule 1 of FightClub.......... you can't start threads til you have over 300 posts! Fuckin' rookies!

 

Excellent first post! Even HCP won't be able to find anything wrong with that.

Welcome.



EDIT: D'OH!!!