Justin Bieber kidnap plot gang wanted $2,500 per testicle

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  1. Denny Crane

    Denny Crane It's not even loaded! Staff Member Administrator

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    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepag...kidnap-plot-gang-wanted-to-castrate-star.html

    Justin Bieber kidnap plot gang wanted $2,500 per testicle
    Killer planned to 'castrate and strangle star'

    A KIDNAP gang plotted to strangle and CASTRATE teen heart-throb Justin Bieber, court papers claim.

    Obsessed killer Dana Martin allegedly put a $2,500 bounty on each of Justin Bieber’s testicles as he outlined a plot to kidnap, castrate and strangle the teen pin-up.

    Jailed Martin — who sports a Bieber tattoo on his leg — is accused of arranging for two other men to abduct and murder the singer, his bodyguard and two more unrelated victims.

    According to court papers, he recruited Mark Staake to execute his plan after becoming convinced Bieber had snubbed his efforts to contact him. Staake’s nephew Tanner Ruane was later drafted in on the plot.

    Having declared the bounty — worth £1,550 — on the 18-year-old’s private parts, Martin then ordered his accomplices to strangle the Baby singer with a paisley tie, it is claimed.

    The gang were allegedly poised to strike as Bieber played sold-out concerts at New York’s Madison Square Garden on November 28 and 29.

    But the star was spared after Martin told jail wardens about the plot.
     
  2. Denny Crane

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    Is this funny and frightening at the same time?
     
  3. BLAZER PROPHET

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    I doubt they'd had the balls to go through with it. I mean, that plan was a bag of nuts.
     
  4. BlazerWookee

    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    Wait. Justin Bieber has testicles?
     
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    Nikolokolus There's always next year

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    Too late somebody else did this years ago.
     
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    yeah..my first thought as well..repped
     
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    where did that guy get the $$ to pay off the bounty?

    Also, Bieber should send a photo of himself buck ass naked to that guy saying "sorry you missed out on them. here they are!"
     
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    julius Living on the air in Cincinnati... Staff Member Global Moderator

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    whats that girls name? she's kinda cute.
     
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    I think she's one of those girls that sang Mmmmbop
     
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    I think it's brainiac. One of his home videos.
     
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    He's guarded around the clock, not sure how they planned to actually pull that off. But how demented....I don't find the humor in this that some have.
     
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    A mere $2500? Bieber must have felt insulted by such a lowball offer.
     
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    Beiber would kick all your asses!

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