Kinky Sex

Who's seen this?

http://www.cnn.com/2012/11/30/us/harvard-kinky-sex-club/index.html

 

you have my full attention

 

Which reminds me, 'Kinky' was my college nickname. Of course, those were the days when kissing on the first date or French kissing on the third date were considered 'kinky'. Nowadays, 'kinky' has a whole new meaning.

And progress marches on.

Whoa, somehow basketball got completely lost in all this. Okay, I once had kinky sex with an OSU women's basketball player in my formative years. There, we're back on track.

 

now you have to stick things in your peehole to be kinky

 

I already made a thread on this in the OT section titled "Harvard Sex Club".

A day late and a dollar short.

 

Perhaps you missed the part where I asked if anyone had seen it. However, it doesn't negate my college nickname nor my educational experience.

 

its called "urethral sounding", and the instruments are called "sounds", there are many interesting "sounds" you can purchase specifically for inserting into your urine canal, but a regular old meat thermometer will do in a pinch

 

No wonder it's so hard to get into Harvard.

 

You might like this movie, Piston!

[video=youtube;e19GnyNdC48]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e19GnyNdC48[/video]

 

urethral play can involve the introduction of either soft or rigid items into the meatus of the penis (as well as farther in). objects such as sounds are usually only inserted about halfway into the glans and can usually be easily retrieved

other toys and items, such as catheters, may be introduced deeper; in some cases even into the bladder. some items may even be allowed to curl several times or expand within the bladder

this action in the male may be directly or indirectly associated with stimulation of the prostate gland and some types of bladder control

 

What if they can't be easily retrieved? Can you tell us what that's like?

 

for three seconds, you become god, and then the totality of omniscience incinerates your mortal husk

 

I'd prefer a movie starring some large, scaly monster with humongous claws and large teeth, designed for cutting, ripping and tearing and that are dripping with gooey saliva. Of course, said monster must be lurking in dark shadows on some futuristic spaceship that has lots of blinking colored lights, knobs, switches, dials and gauges. Computers and robots are a very big plus, as are busty young ladies who ain't afraid to show it off.

Hey, let's make a movie! I get to be the casting director and the evil, creative genius who designs the plot.

Gotta go, got a game to help us win.