KKK demands removal of chocolate from Neapolitan ice cream

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  1. jhowardfan

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    found this at m2these are some seriously F*cked up mofos :no3: :thumbdn1: <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>LOUISVILLE, KY - Mere weeks after their protest of the PGA's Masters tournament, members of the hate group the Klu Klux Clan have petitioned several local ice cream suppliers this week to remove the flavor chocolate from the popular Neapolitan ice cream. The group states that combining the dark chocolate ice cream with the white vanilla is "against God's will.""I don't know who done thought that up but I tells you what? he ain't no God fearin' white man," said Elmer Jenkins, KKK member. "Havin' that chocolate right there next to that there white vanilla be's? unnatural and we ain't gonna stand fer it. No sir. We have to keep our flavors separated so they don't be? um, mixin'. This ain't no WB."Since the early 1920's, Neapolitan flavored ice cream has been a staple of most ice cream producers. The ice cream combines equal amounts of chocolate, vanilla and strawberry.Over the years the KKK has been active in pushing racial segregation and prompting the white race."We've standed idly by? watchin' all quiet like while women get to play golf and them dark people get to do other stuff that only us white's used ta get to do," KKK Grand Dragon Willy Ray Lee said. "Chocolate has no place in the white mans ice cream. Come to think of it, that red stuff don't belong in der either. Our suggestion is that the make the three flavors vanilla, French vanilla and ice milk. No wait, not French vanilla, cus that's got them little black specs in it, don't it. Then it should be vanilla, Freedom vanilla and ice milk. We don't want to flatter then ****sexual, pansy, anti-war French ****s so we'll take the black out of it and call it Freedom vanilla. That'll show um."While the movement is gaining speed, most notably in the South, many ice cream makers feel that the protest will fall on deaf ears."Seriously, this is the stupidest thing I've ever heard," said John Dryer, creator of Dryer's Ice Cream. "People love chocolate, especially women. If we take out chocolate, chicks wont buy our ice cream. If chicks don't get their chocolate, nobody gets laid. And so help me God, if I don't get my tang, those rednecks will pay. Pay dearly."Members of the Louisville Kentucky branch of the KKK are scheduling a protest march for next month. The delay is due to Jenkin's prior obligations."Oh, I gotta get ta jail for 20 days. Those damn pigs picked me up for runnin' my house the way a man otta. Since when is it illegal to teach yer wife a lesson for sas talkin' and not getting' that beer opened fast enough? I tell you what, if she wasn't 8 month's pregnant with number 7 then I'da really let her have what for," Jenkins said.</div>source: http://www.the-scoop-news.com/story_display.php?SID=129
     
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    I don't know much about the KKK but they hate Black people right?"If chicks don't get their chocolate, nobody gets laid. And so help me God, if I don't get my tang, those rednecks will pay. Pay dearly." ^^ LMFAO!...
     
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    I hate the KKK, I wanna start the anti KKK and jump random white kids. That would be great. XD
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (dsounG @ Jul 12 2006, 08:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I don't know much about the KKK but they hate Black people right?

    "If chicks don't get their chocolate, nobody gets laid. And so help me God, if I don't get my tang, those rednecks will pay. Pay dearly."
    ^^ LMFAO!...</div>
    That quote right there was funny as hell, but has be wonder if this is a fake article or not.

    But if it's real, this is friggen stupid. Are you kidding me?
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>"Seriously, this is the stupidest thing I've ever heard," said John Dryer, creator of Dryer's Ice Cream. "People love chocolate, especially women. If we take out chocolate, chicks wont buy our ice cream. If chicks don't get their chocolate, nobody gets laid. And so help me God, if I don't get my tang, those rednecks will pay. Pay dearly."</div>:HAHAHA::HAHAHA::HAHAHA:Seriously though the KKK is just a bunch of stupid ignorant red necks. I mean what type of person takes offense to chocalate being mixed with vanilla. I mean look how they talk. Just a bunch of dumb asses that make me ashmed to be white."Oh, I gotta get ta jail for 20 days. Those damn pigs picked me up for runnin' my house the way a man otta. Since when is it illegal to teach yer wife a lesson for sas talkin' and not getting' that beer opened fast enough? I tell you what, if she wasn't 8 month's pregnant with number 7 then I'da really let her have what for," Jenkins said.
     
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    Haha, good thing I live in Canada. We dont have anything near to those racist SOB's here.All I have to say to that is that it's f*cking rediculous. Oh well, you cant get 100% in any world wide vote. There are always going to be racist people..
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (arya202 @ Jul 12 2006, 05:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I hate the KKK, I wanna start the anti KKK and jump random white kids. That would be great. XD</div>I better watch out.Seriously tho, is this a joke?
     
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    I guess they dont like chocolate chip cookies and definetly not Oreos.
     
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    omgwtfbbq???This has got to be fake... but then again I have not been exposed to much racism.Funny article but wow - the upbringing mustve been near brainwash for KKK's
     
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    Yeah, it was obviously a joke. It boggles my mind that anyone really believed this. Clicking the link might have helped you guys.
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (arya202 @ Jul 12 2006, 08:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I hate the KKK, I wanna start the anti KKK and jump random white kids. That would be great. XD</div>wow seriously they already have these groups aka the black panthers....did u skip 10th grade history cuz i just got out of 10th grade history and we learned all about that stuff....! Quite interesting
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>The group states that combining the dark chocolate ice cream with the white vanilla is "against God's will."</div> "Thee who putith thy chocolate ice cream nearith thy vanilla ice cream should be sent to the firey depths of hell. Amen." - John 3:16 I knew it was in the bible somewhere.
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (BCB @ Jul 13 2006, 01:34 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>"Thee who putith thy chocolate ice cream nearith thy vanilla ice cream should be sent to the firey depths of hell. Amen." - John 3:16 I knew it was in the bible somewhere.</div>:HAHAHA: :HAHAHA: :HAHAHA:
     
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    Seriously, a group of 5 ten year olds could beat the sh*t out of 20 klansmen. They're all redneck pussies
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (BCB @ Jul 12 2006, 11:34 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>"Thee who putith thy chocolate ice cream nearith thy vanilla ice cream should be sent to the firey depths of hell. Amen." - John 3:16 I knew it was in the bible somewhere.</div>It's weird that in reality, John 3:16 it says something like God loved the >><u>WORLD</u><< so much he gave Christ Jesus as a sacrifice...What are the chances?
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ELiiiTE @ Jul 13 2006, 11:50 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>It's weird that in reality, John 3:16 it says something like God loved the >><u>WORLD</u><< so much he gave Christ Jesus as a sacrifice...What are the chances?</div>r u cereal?!
     
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    fa show... you can look it up, it may not be 100% to the word, but that is the general idea
     
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    Trying to get rid of chocolate ice cream?? Are you serious? :doh: That is the stupidest thing I have ever heard! These people are going crazy now. Maybe they need to take a trip to the insane asylum... :g:
     
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    The article is fake...obviously....I don't even think a racist dipshit could say something that stupid.
     
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    I agree with BCB. A stupid article. No one is stupid enough to even think about proposing this for real.
     

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