Let me mansplain "locker room talk"

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  1. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    Shit is funny, yo. Its not literally shit you say in a locker room. Its shit you say when you gettin' blunted up with ya homies.

    Fucking nerdy azz crackaz.

    look at how you text your homies bro. and girls, the same. talking about dick sizes n' shit and juicing me for my duckets.
     
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  2. PtldPlatypus

    PtldPlatypus Let's go Baby Blazers! Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    I don't talk to my homies like that at all. We're usually too busy discussing Bible verses or the most recent sermon...
     
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    Fez Hammersticks スーパーバッド Zero Cool

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    Truth be told - I'm only outraged over this until November the 8th.

    It's hillaryious that this is who the GOP put on their ticket.
     
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    You're saying you have small hands too?
     
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  5. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    about a year ago me and my buddy were fucked up. anyway, he acidentally pocket dialed his wife while he was telling me how he wanted to fuck one of his coworkers who was at happy hour.

    we used "locker room talk" to get out of that one (i had to kind of explain it to her). Which is was, he had no intention of fucking her, he was just trying to act a little more macho than he really was (dude is whipped)
     
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  6. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    another example:

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    Ha! Now I did burst out with a chuckle on this one.
     
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    A couple things
    1) 59
    2) President
     
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    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    sorry to break it to you, guys like Trump run the world and have for pretty much all of recorded history.
     
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    and then poor people learned to read and write...sorry to break it to you..shit changed
     
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    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    In my opinion, a leader has to be a little bit of a lush and a little bit crazy, otherwise nothing ever gets done.

    Many of the best leaders of all time were sex-crazed alcoholics. Can't be so stiff, bro.

    translation: stop being such cracka azz crackaz

    these guys were just shooting the shit on a bus. isn't the end of the world, people are freaking out over nothing.
     
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    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    By the way, THIS IS the scene that Trump was shooting after getting off the bus.

     
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    blue32 Who wants a mustache ride?

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    Ding ding....someone gets it!
     
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    Sedatedfork Rip City Rhapsody

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    What if Bill Clinton said this? You would be singing a different tune. Also, the way Trump reacted at the debate is pretty much how he reacts anytime he isn't getting his way or perceives any criticism. It is hard to fathom what he would do as president when Congress didn't go along with his now unveiled secret plans or a foreign power didn't agree to his proposals. Presidents usually don't get their way in modern politics, particularly when their own political party despises them.
     
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    blue32 Who wants a mustache ride?

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    When Bill Clinton actually did sexually assault women, I actually wanted him gone. Actions speak louder than words and right now all we have is exaggerated politically incorrect words from Trump. With Bill we had real fucking assault.

    BIG difference.
     
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    Well Trump is being sued for sexual assault. Also, there have been reports that he has actually eaten tic tacs and aggressively kissed women in a board room setting, and it took him a hell of a long time to actually deny that he had done these things in the debate, so it is not that far fetched to believe that Trump was telling the truth on the bus. For all of Bill Clinton's faults, I don't know that any sexual assault by him has actually been proven, but maybe you can link me some Breitbart article? Did he lie? Yes. Did he have affairs? Yes. Did he sexually harass women? Probably. But, I haven't seen anything except for allegations of sexual assault, the same thing Trump is being alleged of, and Trump boasted of doing these types of things on tape. Honestly, they are both probably horrible human beings.
     
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    There's no excusing Trump. Sorry, I don't buy the locker room talk line.

    But it's also true there's no excusing Clinton.
     
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    Hearsay so far on Trumps accord, until anything is proven.

    With Bill we have a proven track record of infidelity first, and many more things later, in which he paid fines to resolve. And I am more than certain these women were leaned on by Hillary (and the Clinton staff) to shut up.
     
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