Limitless pill?!?!

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  1. magnifier661

    magnifier661 B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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    http://www.addium.com/dk/m/?AFID=2&SID=171&C1=[GO8][USA]&C2=968274&C3=

    Just saw this pill on an CNN article. Never heard of it... Any of you guys heard of it?

    How Does Addium Work?
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    Boost Brain Power - Addium uses a clinically-studied stack of maximum strength nootropics, known as “smart drugs,” to help increase brain activity, mental performance, and vigilance.

    Enhance Memory Recall - Simply put, Addium “wakes up your brain” and allows you to think clearly, process data more quickly, and retain more information. Only Addium gives you the focus and concentration you need to work smarter, work longer and get the job done.

    Skyrocket Concentration - Addium allows you to ignore constant distractions and focus on the task at hand. It “zooms you in“ so you’re motivated, alert, and find yourself concentrating harder and remembering more than ever before.

    Improve Energy Levels - Addium delivers an incredible burst of energy that takes effect within minutes and lasts up to 6 hours. The powerful stimulants give you incredible, long-lasting energy without the crash or jitters of energy drinks or harmful side effects of prescription medication.
     
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    magnifier661 B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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    To me, too.

    Though a lot of caffeine and B vitamins will make you feel good for a bit.
     
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    a one month supply running at $40

    Nothing really good comes that cheap. You wouldn't ever remember the name of the glen is you bought Scotch that cheep let alone a month supply.
     
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    Sounds like adderall mixed with cocaine.
     
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    MARIS61 Real American

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    Actually...

     
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    Try the Subractium on your cat, dog, or mother-in-law to see what happens. Meanwhile, I get high on life

    (...by shooting up heroin 30 to 240 times a day. Always ask someone who says "I get high on life" how he does it. You'll get a ridiculous answer.)
     
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    Stick to your LSD, mags!
     
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    Don't believe the lies of addicts!
     
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    I tried adderall once. Worst party drug ever. I couldn't get drunk, was drinking vodka like water and the whole time at the club I was trying to figure out a business plan.
     
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    I have a business plan for you:

    Get a wingman and hope you can score with his pickup's ugly friend.
     

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