Funny article I came across today.. It's in jest and is not really his blog. Please don't take it literally and post it as his real blog! http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story...el/050504&num=2 <div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">Sunday, May 1, 2005 Top Five Ways To Spend Van Gundy's $100K 5. Donate to charity 4. Moving expenses for LeBron 3. New eyeglass frames for The Commish 2. Gift to Chinese ambassador 1. Hush money to officiating crew Monday, May 2, 2005 Top Five Parting Gift Ideas for Van Gundy 5. Film from Game 6 of the 2002 Western Conference finals 4. Zapruder Film copy 3. "Capricorn One" DVD 2. "The Jordan Rules" by Sam Smith 1. One frozen lottery card envelope, circa 1985 "Jeff will talk. We have ways of making him talk. It's Stan we're concerned with now. There is a Van Gundy growing on the Commissionership, and it must not be neglected or left to spread. We must chase down the Van Gundy wherever it lies, in every corner of the game, and we must eradicate it. Like white boots before Memorial Day, it is an insidious threat. Like a certain Maverick blog, it must be shouted down."</div>
