Make a funny NBA Headline.

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  1. BrewCityBuck

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    "When Yi Jianlian was upset with the call in which he recieved a technical last night, Yi later stated he was upset because he had sand in his vagina."
     
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    "Bucks forward Charlie Villanueva was so surprised with the call, his hair stood straight up."
     
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    "The Atlanta Hawks finish the season with a winning record." [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
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    When Adam Morrison hit the game winner, he began singing "Sugar Pie Honey Bun"
     
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    STEVE NASH SCALPED BY AN ELEVATOR- HAIR GOT STUCK IN DOOR
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>Dwyane Wade fouled to death by ghosts tonight in his Miami estate tonight. Neighbors reported to local police the distinct sound of "Boogety boos" in the middle of the night.</div>
     
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    "Ron Artest leads anger management seminar as part of suspension from the NBA"
     
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    "Bucks center Andrew Bogut has just agreed to a 6-year, $60 million extension."
     
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    Vinny Del Negro is actually white(Oldschool headline)
     
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    Leonard, Richard Jefferson's long missing pet fly, was found this afternoon floating in another man's soup.
     
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    This is actually true:"Stephon Marbury Tips Homeless Man $300 To Watch His Bentley"
     
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    Apparently most of you forgot the 'funny' part.
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (BrewCityBuck @ Jun 27 2007, 04:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Apparently most of you forgot the 'funny' part.</div>I actually found yours the least funny :no1:
     
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    I found gentile's to be the worst, but all of the rest aren't that bad...
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GArenas @ Jun 27 2007, 01:11 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>"The Atlanta Hawks finish the season with a winning record." [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]</div>lol that one made me laugh
     
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    "Tim Hardaway rapped by another bald man"
     
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    "David Stern claims his father was black."
     
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    I know I am "borrowing" this one but I don't remember where I heard it from."Houston gives head to Dallas for cash considerations"
     
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    Zydrunas Ilgauskas reportedly jumped in a game versus the TrailBlazers
     

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