to steal one from a questionable player in the nba, "Yo momma's so nasty, she has ice between her legs to keep the crabs fresh"
Your momma smells so bad, her right guard turned left. Her speed stick slowed down and her sure deodorant is now confused.
Typical right winger, against abortion but likes making fun of mongoloid Chris Farley looking toddlers. (I can't actually remember what you say about abortion but the joke works this way)
^^^^ Sweet, I can pretend I like this picture of a guy with his crotch in another guy's face because it is sports related...yeah, that's the ticket (jon lovitz voice)