"Man in Hat" (aka: "what the fuck is going on around here?")

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  1. Nikolokolus

    Nikolokolus There's always next year

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    http://www.dwightjaynes.com/one-of-...of-so-what-exactly-is-the-role-of-the-hat-guy

    It gets deeper and deeper and deeper ...
     
  2. Fez Hammersticks

    Fez Hammersticks スーパーバッド Zero Cool

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    The Seattle connection.

    I wonder if the player the Blazers are targeting in the lotto is Tacoma-native, Avery Bradley.
     
  3. Mediocre Man

    Mediocre Man Mr. SportsTwo

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    I am convinced that at some point the Portland Trailblazers will be the Seattle Super Sonics. Maybe not anytime soon, but I just see too many Seattle connections, and ZERO Portland connections
     
  4. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    OK, you got me, I rock a hat from time to time!
     

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  5. Nikolokolus

    Nikolokolus There's always next year

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    Oh shit, it's you? We're fucked!!
     
  6. julius

    julius I wonder if there's beer on the sun Staff Member Global Moderator

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    you guys are super paranoid about the team leaving Portland. Jesus fucking chriminy.
     
  7. Mediocre Man

    Mediocre Man Mr. SportsTwo

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    At some point, is all I'm sayin'
     
  8. julius

    julius I wonder if there's beer on the sun Staff Member Global Moderator

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    I guess it could happen, cept for the fact it'd be cost prohibitive.

    It'd be sooo much cheaper to have Paul Allen sell the team and get an expansion team.

    But hey, if people want to over-react to the location of the person who owns the team, or the people who they hire, have at it.

    but i don't remember people having this enormous little brother syndrome when our previous owner lived in LA.
     
  9. Nikolokolus

    Nikolokolus There's always next year

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    You're probably right ... of course I fully expect PA's sister to sell the team when she inherits it from him after he kicks the bucket. Which means we'll probably see some oil or mining tycoon buy the team up and relocate it to St. Louis.
     
  10. julius

    julius I wonder if there's beer on the sun Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Yeah, because the NBA is all about moving really strong franchises around willy nilly.
     
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    STOMP mere fan

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    our chicken littles are so adorable with the way they're always looking for a new angle that the sky might be falling. Someone could remind the :NOTMARIS: section about the details of the Blazer's RG financial arrangement (I don't have that handy) if we want them to move onto the next possible doomsday scenario...

    STOMP
     
  12. Weav

    Weav Blazer homer & proud 2 b!

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    Sorry to be pedantic, but of all the places, it wouldn't likely be St. Louis. My understanding is that the Silnas brothers would have first pick at an NBA team based in St. Louis, and they make too much money off their current deal to ruin it with a team.

    http://www.seattlepi.com/basketball/271843_deal27.html
     
  13. Eastoff

    Eastoff But it was a beginning.

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    that's the final step to becoming the seattle supersonics :devilwink:
     
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    Sug Well-Known Member

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    Is this before or after the big trade?

    Or the end of the world?

    Or you actually making sense?
     
  15. TripTango

    TripTango Quick First Step

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    Damn you, Mysterious Hat Man! DAAAAAAMN YOOOOOOOOOU!
     
  16. BoomChakaLaka

    BoomChakaLaka Well-Known Member

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    I can just hear it now "Drive with Us!"

    to the Portland fans, after moving the team up the I-5!
     
  17. OSUBlazerfan

    OSUBlazerfan Writing Team

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    http://community.seattletimes.nwsource.com/archive/?date=19950723&slug=2132925

    Looks like he has known mcMoron for a while....

    circa 1995

     
  18. maxiep

    maxiep RIP Dr. Jack

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    Paul Allen will be dead by then, and the team will be in the hands of Larry Miller and some other Nike folks.
     
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    TripTango Quick First Step

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    And that's when they'll move the team to Eugene. Sigh... :(
     
  20. Nikolokolus

    Nikolokolus There's always next year

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    I guess sarcasm doesn't always translate ...

    some of you guys need to lighten up.
     
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