Man mistakes porno for rape, tries to rescue

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  1. SirLaker

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>Oconomowoc -Instincts took over, James Van Iveren says, when he rushed out his door to the sound of a woman being raped in an apartment above. "It was a woman screaming," he recalled Tuesday. "She was screaming for help."Sword in hand, he bounded up the stairs, kicked in the door and confronted a man who turned out to be alone - watching a pornographic movie."Now I feel stupid," Van Iveren said.Worse yet, police seized his sword - a family heirloom - carted him to jail and referred the case to a prosecutor who charged Van Iveren with three criminal counts."This really is nothing," Van Iveren insisted, "nothing but a mistake."Van Iveren's "mistake" unfolded on the morning of Feb. 12 when Van Iveren, 39, of Oconomowoc, was listening to music in the apartment he shares with his mother behind Red & Bunny's Diner on S. Main St.Suddenly, according to Van Iveren, the distinct cries of a woman pleading for help could be heard coming from the apartment above him. He tried putting them out of his mind at first, but when they persisted, Van Iveren decided something had to be done."I don't have a telephone," he said. "I couldn't call the police."The cries seemed to be coming from the apartment of a tenant he barely knew, but that, Van Iveren said, didn't matter."It had nothing to do with him," he said. "I didn't even know if he was there. It was the woman. I thought there was a woman."The woman, according to a criminal complaint, was on a DVD being watched by the neighbor, who later played part of the movie back for police to point out what he figured Van Iveren heard downstairs.To Van Iveren, the neighbor's film sounded like a rape in progress."So I grabbed the cavalry sword and ran upstairs," he said. "I intended to hold it behind my back and knock."But I froze and instead, what happened happened."According to the criminal complaint, the neighbor told police that Van Iveren pounded on the door and kicked it open without warning, damaging the frame and lock in the process."Where is she?" Van Iveren demanded, thrusting the 39-inch sword at the neighbor, according to the complaint. "Where is she?"The neighbor told police that Van Iveren became increasingly aggressive as he repeated the question, insisting that he'd heard a woman being raped. With the sword pointed at him, the neighbor led Van Iveren throughout the apartment, opening closet doors to prove he was alone, according to the complaint.Van Iveren said it wasn't nearly that dramatic."I walked in the front room and looked around," he said. "When I saw there was no woman, I left."I went downstairs and when I looked out the window, I saw the police had come, so I went out to tell them what happened."Van Iveren insisted that he never threatened the neighbor with the sword."I had the sword extended," he said. "But that was all."The neighbor wasn't home when a reporter visited the building Tuesday, and he could not be reached by telephone.For his effort, Van Iveren was charged with criminal trespass while using a dangerous weapon, criminal damage to property while using a dangerous weapon and disorderly conduct while using a dangerous weapon, all criminal misdemeanors that carry a maximum total penalty of 33 months in jail. "All of them are going to be dismissed," he predicted. "They have to."This was all just a big mistake."The prosecutor who issued the charges could not be reached for comment Tuesday. Van Iveren, who was released on a signature bond when he was charged last week, is due to appear in court March 5.</div> :HAHAHA:
     
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    That's bull if he goes to jail or faces any punishment.
     
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    Hahaha yeah I saw this on digg.com at school. Hilarious.
     
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    <span style="font-family:Century Gothic">Umm... That's a tad bit too embarrassing.</span>
     
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    wow walk in on another guy probably masturbathing, he must'v felt real stupid afta dat, embarrassin..
     
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    That guy needs to turn his porno down. I can see where he got the wrong idea.
     
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    Wow, that sucks for him...
     
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    Yeah, dude, how loud does he need his fu*kin porn?I don't think that's a real article. I mean, what douche bag has the name Van Iveren, lives with his mom, has no phone, AND has a sword??? <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>According to the criminal complaint, the neighbor told police that Van Iveren pounded on the door and kicked it open without warning, damaging the frame and lock in the process."Where is she?" Van Iveren demanded, thrusting the 39-inch sword at the neighbor, according to the complaint. "Where is she?"The neighbor told police that Van Iveren became increasingly aggressive as he repeated the question, insisting that he'd heard a woman being raped. With the sword pointed at him, the neighbor led Van Iveren throughout the apartment, opening closet doors to prove he was alone, according to the complaint.</div>:HAHAHA: what the F*ck?
     
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    HAHAHAHAHAHA.....who the F*ck has a sword in their house?
     
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    ahah thats great! but who watches porn with the sound that loud?? thats just stupid, he deserved to be busted in on
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (YouKnowMyName @ Feb 23 2007, 03:33 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I don't think that's a real article. I mean, what douche bag has the name Van Iveren, lives with his mom, has no phone, AND has a sword???</div><span style="font-family:Century Gothic">My sentiments exactly.</span>
     

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