Meyers Leonard has a cute dog. We have to resign him.

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  1. chris_in_pdx

    chris_in_pdx OLD MAN

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    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    Ah damn! Why'd he have to go get a cute dog?
     
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    Mediocre Man Mr. SportsTwo

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    Can't we just sign the dog instead?
     
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    Strenuus Well-Known Member

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    Just throw a bone across the court and have him chase it... dame can throw the lead pass.

    Fast break points would be through the roof!
     
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    Can we make it our new mascot?
     
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    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    I didn't realize that Meyers owned sly. Does he pump fake before he pats you on the head?
     
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    [sigh]
    The correct options are:
    Fast break points would be through the woof!
    Or
    Fast break points would be through the ruff!
     
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    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    So THAT's how Leonard got his meaner-than-a-junkyard-dog reputation. I always wondered why he's such a tough SOB.

    Keep your fighting on the court, Meyers! Don't let it spill into the locker room.
     
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    BlazerCaravan Hug a Bigot... to Death

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    Meyers doesn't like being called it.
     
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    PDXFonz I’m listening

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    Don't you know that Meyers is going to teach his dog to do a pump woof?
     
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    I meant Cousin It
    cousin it.jpg
     
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    BlazerCaravan Hug a Bigot... to Death

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  14. BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94

    BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94 AWOL

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    Coming to a theater near you! *fades to black* (barking) THIS SUMMER... Buddy gets his big shot in the NBA! (Over the top speciesist) "GET THAT MUTT OFF THE COURT!" Will he hit the shot when it matters? (Damian Lillard's voice) "Its okay Bud, you got this free throw..."

    AIR BUD 23: Back to the Basics
     
  15. riverman

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    If he's a great defender we could call him sticky bud
     
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    BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94 AWOL

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    That would confuse over half the population of Portland... Are they seeing a dog play basketball or are they there to see pot play?
     
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  17. riverman

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    Either way they'll be there to more or less share the experience ending with a group chant
     
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    BlazerCaravan Hug a Bigot... to Death

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    Dogs get called for lots of fouls because they always go after balls.
     
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    yeah but they cough them up too often
     

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