Mike Wallace is 91, Daniel Schorr is 93

Anybody here planning on being that smart in their fucking nineties?

Jesus. When they were my age it was World War II. Fuck.

 

Andy Rooney is a mere 90. Where does that guy get off acting like a dottering old fuck?

 

Mike Wallace is quite the Wide Receiver

 

I am convinced that Mike Wallace is immortal. When he turns 100 he's going to whip out some shade, climb into his space car, and go back to whatever planet he came from.

WWI, you say? Perhaps he knew the Kaiser.

 

I do NOT want to live to be 90. Once I have to start wearing a diaper, don't recognize anyone and can't drive... I'm going to practice self assisted suicide.

 

I want to live to 90 if I can do it like Mike Wallace. Dude is more on the ball right now than I am on the best day of my life.

If somebody has to change his diaper, that fucker better do it right because otherwise Wallace is going to have a fucking cameraman show up at the nurse's home uncovering a massive geriatric diaper rash conspiracy.

 

Too old. I'd overdose on heroin if I reached 90.

 

Wallace and Schorr are opposites in their careers. I remember specific moments. Wallace would pretend to have the opposite view from his real one. Schorr was totally open. His innocent belief than we're better than the other side accelerated Shorr's promotions from those in power, until he reported CIA revelations in the 1970s and got kicked off of CBS. Schorr is more honest, and Wallace more two-faced, than most successful media types.

 

Maybe the medical industry changes significantly by 2070 or whatever? Just hold on a bit longer, lol.

 

Thinking like that will get you killed.