Event MM surgery spectacular

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  1. Mediocre Man

    Mediocre Man Mr. SportsTwo

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    Yes folks, today I go for another one of these glorious events. Thoughts and prayers are welcome. And not the republican kind when kids are cut in half by fucking assault rifles. I want real ones. If you don’t like me, then A. Why are you reading this thread, and B. Don’t use any voodoo dolls please

    Surgery pros and cons

    Pros
    I look great in the gown
    They let me bring my own socks
    My nurse calls me her favorite
    My deductible has been reached

    Cons
    Fuck this shit
    Who knows what will be left of me
    I was finally having good hair days
    I think my nurse is just being nice to an old man
     
    Mediocre Man, Feb 18, 2025
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    inconceivable Well-Known Member

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    Reaching the deductible in February is a boss move. (Only losers hit their deductible in November)

    May you get fixed for good and stay long enough to witness the Blazers win at least 3 more championships
     
    inconceivable, Feb 18, 2025
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    heartfelt prayers sir. be well
     
    lawai'a, Feb 18, 2025
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  4. Mediocre Man

    Mediocre Man Mr. SportsTwo

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    I’m just trying to outlast the Conductor’s tenure with the Blazers
     
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    I rarely post, but I’ve been part of this community forever, and I always appreciate and enjoy your thoughts and humor and comments. You’re definitely in my thoughts, and wishing for the best outcome. You’ve got this MM.
     
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    Good luck, MM. I hope everything goes as it's supposed to
     
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    Good luck and hope for a successful outcome.
     
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    Wishes for an uneventful, successful procedure, a quick, routine, painless recovery ... and plenty of future quality time with Chauncey.
     
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    Dear MM, my sympathy. I spent 6 hours in ER last Saturday and damn a person can get fucking sick of hospitals. Look at the bright side, someone else is cleaning the toilet and changing sheets. Get well. Would you like cookies?
     
    crandc, Feb 18, 2025
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    Thoughts are with you. Hope your surgery is successful and uneventful. The pizza guy needs you around.
     
    Chris Craig, Feb 18, 2025
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    I hope it goes as good as it can and you have a good recovery.
    :cheers:
     
    BoBoBREWSKI, Feb 18, 2025
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    Good luck. I’ve got you in my prayers. Just don’t let them remove the snark.
     
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    Good luck MM! For the record I think you ARE your nurse's favorite!
     
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    Googling Mediocre VooDoo Doll brings up this:

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    Good luck and speedy recovery
     
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    You'll be in my thoughts today and I've even said a prayer for you.

    Fuck cancer.
     
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    Why did you list the nurse sympathy as a con? Once I turned 50, I just assume any young girl being nice to me is doing so because of my age. Still appreciate every compliment or smile.

    Good luck.
     
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    I'm sure there's a billionaire to blame, but I suppose wrong thread?

    Wishing you a quick recovery.

    You might be the nurses favorite because you wear the gown backwards.
     
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    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    My @Mediocre Man ! Sending you love and positive vibes from me and all my FAMS!
     
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    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    What are your feeling towards American Born White Surgeons?
     
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