Mozel tov cocktails!

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  1. crandc

    crandc Well-Known Member

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    Scottie Nell Hughes, one of the more moronic Trump spokespeople, appearing on CNN, slammed Jay-Z and Beyonce's appearance for Hillary Clinton. As a Christian, she explained, she is offended by the language in their lyrics (although apparently not by Trumps). She added that Jay-Z is inciting people to throw "mozel tov cocktails" at police.

    Ms. Hughes does not appear to know the difference between mozel tov and Molotov.

    Tomorrow, after Hillary Clinton becomes President-elect, I will use my shattered glass Hillary shot glass to prepare a mozel tov cocktail. Not sure what I should put into it. Some good Mexican tequila? Manischewitz wine? Can hardly put the two of them together.

    Apparently Ms. Hughes is not the only one, as Wisconsin Republican Governor and failed Presidential candidate sent "thanks and molotov" to a Jewish constituent. http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/dona...v-cocktail-comment-delights/story?id=43362527
     
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    UncleCliffy'sDaddy We're all Bozos on this bus.

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    I'd go with the Manischewitz topped off with Bacardi 151 rum......then light it.
     
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    MARIS61 Real American

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    Meanwhile, Hillary Clinton owes $50 million in "favors" to Saudi Arabia, Qatar, Yemen and other foreign governments who murder gays and women, and fund ISIS.

    All Hillary voters display their hate for women and gays is so deep that they willingly support their murder in other countries.

    That's the reality, no matter how you try to spin it. You are voluntary accomplices to murder, terrorism and war on a global scale. Hope you're really proud of yourselves. :cheers:
     
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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    So Jay Z said something she didn't like? Who cares what that illegal immigrant says anyway?
     
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    Awesome! I've always wanted to be on a Most Wanted poster.
     
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    crandc Well-Known Member

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    Mozel tov!
     
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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Crandc just threatened to blow me up! :MARIS61: Crandc just threatened to blow me up! :MARIS61:
     
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    Todah!
     
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    MarAtov!
     
  11. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    Someone looking stupid while talking about weapons? Interesting..

    Meanwhile...

     
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    Hillary's America.
     
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    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    Hot Damn! I need me one of those .30 Caliber clips! I don't have one of those.
     
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    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    Just make sure it doesn't fire the entire .30 magazine clip in half a second...... because that's bad.
     
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    A run on the White House lawn might get er done.
     
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    UncleCliffy'sDaddy We're all Bozos on this bus.

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    Well......George W. Bush and Uncle Dick Cheney got away with it and then some. So what's your point? That it's unseemly for a woman.....??
     
  18. MarAzul

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    It must be a fearful experience.
     
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    andalusian Season - Restarted

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    Must have seen "Don't mess with the Zohan" too many times.

    (Mozel Tov bombs are made in Fizzy bubblech bottles)
     

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