My Apology.

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  1. Microsuck

    Microsuck Suspended

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    To all members of SportsTwo and the Blazers forum,

    My name is Microsuck. You may have not heard about me, you may have. On April 30th, 2011, I irreversibly deleted 386 threads from the forum. I also closed, and deleted many posts. Some were able to be put back, the others are permanently gone. I am writing this letter to all of you as an apology and an explanation for what happened.
    Truebluefan, an administrator, brought me on board as a global moderator, showing great trust in me. Despite global moderators' privileges, he assigned to two forums, the Spurs forum, and the Soccer forum. In all my past experiences as a global moderator, we were always allowed to moderate all forums, and as a result of that, I figured it would be okay to do the same at SportsTwo. My second explanation, is that I had no idea that SportsTwo and the Blazers forum keep to themselves and run their forum separately, and that the moderators at Blazers forum, do not moderate SportsTwo, and vice versa. I was unaware of the setup, and that is my fault for being blatantly ignorant and not asking why the theme was different on both boards. Now that you have read my explanations, it is time for me to sincerely apologize to all of you. I cannot express my regret of my actions in words anymore. I very much enjoy SportsTwo, and I cannot believe I would do something so stupid. I am so, so sorry for what I have done, and it WILL NOT happen again. As I told truebluefan, if I were to screw up again, I would EXPECT him to permanently ban me from SportsTwo and issue me an IP address ban as well, which completely bars my access even to the domain. So once again, I am so very sorry to all of you for interrupting your conversations, for upsetting you, and for my wrongful actions in general.

    P.S. I will not be banned from SportsTwo, however, truebluefan and I have decided it be best I was banned from the Blazers forum.

    Sincerely,

    Microsuck
     
  2. PapaG

    PapaG Banned User BANNED

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    Re: My Apology

    Why in the hell does this guy still have moderating privileges?

    I mean, I don't really give a flying fuck who he is, or what he does, but is this site so hard-up for mods that they are giving this guy a second chance?

    Also, deleting posts that you don't agree with isn't a mistake. It's an abuse of authority, and I expect you to do it again.
     
  3. MARIS61

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    Re: My Apology

    Let this be a lesson to you.

    Censorship, in any and all of it's insidious forms, is inherently evil.
     
  4. blazerboy30

    blazerboy30 Well-Known Member

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    Re: My Apology

    I don't understand the "explanations".

    The "explanations" explain why Microsuck was moderating in the wrong forum(s)... but the "explanations" do not address why Microsuck was deleting posts. The deleting of posts is a bigger and more important issue than moderating in the wrong forum.

    Edit: To be clear, I don't really care about this issue, I just don't get the point of the meaningless "explanations" and meaningless "apology".
     
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  5. HailBlazers

    HailBlazers RipCity

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    Re: My Apology

    Your Forgiven. Much more pressing issues in the world today.

    HB
     
  6. Denny Crane

    Denny Crane It's not even loaded! Staff Member Administrator

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    Re: My Apology

    You guys are used to the Blazers' forum being a certain way, which is great. We've had a LOT of moderators from other sites try moderating here under our rules and quite a few take issue with things like an OT post about LeBron that "rightly belongs in the Heat forum." That's not how I see it, but I've talked to enough moderators of the past few years who feel this way, so I've come to accept that there are just two camps of people and their views.

    To those who are used to LeBron posts always being in the Heat forum, and OT posts belonging in the site's OT forum, our organization looks messy and they want to clean it up.

    Why the permanent deletions? Brain fart? I dunno.
     
  7. RoyToy

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    Re: My Apology

    This thread should be deleted
     
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    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    Re: My Apology

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    Last edited by Microsuck; Today at 07:57 PM.
     
  9. Denny Crane

    Denny Crane It's not even loaded! Staff Member Administrator

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    Re: My Apology

    ^^^ clever.
     
  10. DaLincolnJones

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    Re: My Apology

    plus ten!
     
  11. 3RA1N1AC

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    Re: My Apology

    lets go spam the spurs forum
     
  12. 44Thrilla

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    Re: My Apology

    the best part of this is that the guy has yet to post in the Spurs or Soccer forum, the two he's supposed to be in charge of.
     
  13. SlyPokerDog

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    Re: My Apology

    Trade us Tony Parker for Rudy Fernandez and all will be forgiven.
     
  14. The_Lillard_King

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    Re: My Apology

    Probably took him a long time to write out his thoughts in a cohernet fashion . . . . . . . . it would only be fair to delete it.

    Give us that satisfaction DC.
     
  15. The_Lillard_King

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    Re: My Apology

    Hell SPD, you got the delete power, do a brother Blazer right and get rid of this . . . microsuck style.

    (how many beers will it take?)
     
  16. SlyPokerDog

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    Re: My Apology

    I've got the power!

    [video=youtube;_BRv9wGf5pk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BRv9wGf5pk[/video]

    It's gettin' It's gettin' It's gettin' kinda hectic...
     
  17. 3RA1N1AC

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    To all members of SportsTwo and the Blazers forum,

    My name is 3ra1n1ac. suck my fucking cock. On April 30th, 2011, I irreversibly sucked 386 cocks on the forum. I also sucked, and gargled many balls. Some were able to be sucked, the others are permanently blown. big fucking deal. suck my motherfucking cock.
    Truebluefan, an administrator, brought me on board as a global moderator, showing great trust in me, and allowing me to suck his cock. Despite global moderators' privileges, he assigned to two forums, the suck forum, and the cock forum. In all my past experiences as a motherfucking cocksucker, we were always allowed to suck cocks, and as a result of that, I figured it would be okay to suck everyone cock. My second explanation, is that I love to suck cock. I was unaware of the cock, and that is my fault for being blatantly ignorant and not asking to suck everyones cock on both boards. Now that you have read my explanations, it is time for me to sincerely suck all of your cocks. I cannot express my regret of my actions in words anymore. I very much enjoy sucking cock, and I cannot believe I havent sucked all your cocks yet. I am so, so sorry for not sucking your cocks, and it WILL NOT happen again, as in I WILL SUCK ALL OF YOUR COCKS. just ask. As I told truebluefan, if I were to screw up again, I would EXPECT him to permanently suck MY cock and issue me a cocksucking ban as well, which completely bars my access to all of your cocks. So once again, I am so very sorry to all of you for not sucking your cocks, for not blowing you, and for my despicable teeth dragging.

    P.S. I will not be banned from sucking cock, however, truebluefan and I have decided it be best I sucked everyones cock from the Blazers forum.

    Sincerely,

    3ra1n1ac
     
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  18. The_Lillard_King

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    Re: My Apology

    I'll take that as a no. :)
     
  19. MickZagger

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    Re: My Apology

    Buncha sucky mother suckas round here.
     
  20. speeds

    speeds $2.50 highball, $1.50 beer Staff Member Administrator GFX Team

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    Re: My Apology

    His name is Microsuck.
     

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