<span style="font-family:Century Gothic">I went to school this morning, nothing special.. Blah, blah, blah. I left early because I had a DMV appointment at 3 PM to get my permit. My dad and I got lost on our way to the DMV because there are two DMVs in Riverside, California, and we went to the one that I wasn't signed up to take the written exam for. Well, 30 minutes or so later of wandering about in my dad's car, we reached the correct DMV. My pops and I went in, waited in line for a solid 10 minutes (I checked my cell phone periodically in sheer boredom), and finally got to a desk where some lady gave us a card with a number on it. We sat down on hard, uncomfortable chairs with about 40-50 other people, who were either:a) Waiting to take the written exam for a permitb) Waiting to take the driving test for a licenseorc) Waiting for their lives to end because they don't have a life to begin with and want to sit in a DMV and talk with one cute receptionist who had a large set of breasts... :happy0144:After about 10-15 minutes of waiting, my number got called and my dad and I went to the desk they announced our number to go to. I had to take a vision test... I failed miserably! The lady said, "Sweety, you can't get your permit until you get either some contact lenses or some prescription glasses. You can take the written exam, though." I decided to take the written exam, just to pass it and tomorrow, I could return with some fresh prescription glasses and take the vision test. When I went to the Written Exam area, I had to get a picture taken. When the lady snapped the computer camera, I accidentally tilted my head, so my picture came out looking as though I was either confused, retarded or both... My dad told me, "Why don't you just take the written exam tomorrow after you get your glasses?" So, we decided to leave and go to Wal-Mart to see an eye doctor. The eye doctor gave birth recently and is out for an entire month. The people working there (a really, really overweight female and an old male) said that they could only give me glasses if an eye doctor prescribed a certain kind for me.We decided to head to another Wal-Mart. Their eye doctor took the day off and wouldn't be back until tomorrow afternoon. My old man said, "Okay, so you can take tomorrow off (from school) and we'll come back here in the morning to get you some prescription eye glasses." The lady working there over heard him and stated, "Oh, but it's not that easy, sir. We have to order eye glasses for him." I asked how long it would take for the glasses to be delivered and she said, "Sometimes it takes a day or two. In rare occasions, it takes about a week."We drove home and my dad was speeding 60 mpg on a 50 mph road. A police officer on a motorcycle spotted us and came behind us... Etc. etc. We got a ticket for a couple hundred bucks and my dad blamed me for the entire thing, even though he was the one speeding and I was just a passenger. Now my dad said that he won't take me to the eye doctor tomorrow because he's still mad and I have to rely on my mom to take me. She told me that I have to take the day off from school just as pre-planned, but I realized that I have a test tomorrow for both my AP US History and AP Language & Composition classes; I can't miss the tests. Basically, I have to stay in school all day tomorrow and then go to the eye doctor after school. The DMV here closes at 4 PM, which means that I won't be able to go and take my vision/written exam. I'm screwed because now I have to make another appointment... Booking an appointment at these DMVs takes forever, so eh... I'm screwed.</span><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS">By the way:I DON'T CARE IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME! I MEAN, WHAT DO I HAVE TO PROVE TO SOME DUDES I DON'T EVEN KNOW? </span>
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Illosophee @ Feb 22 2007, 09:32 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I DON'T CARE IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME! I MEAN, WHAT DO I HAVE TO PROVE TO SOME DUDES I DON'T EVEN KNOW? [/font]</div>You tell me. How's Azzi?
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (DRob-50-Forever @ Feb 23 2007, 12:36 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>You tell me. How's Azzi?</div><span style="font-family:Century Gothic">She's actually mad at me because I told her that my shaved legs are smoother than her's.</span>
I don't really care if it's not true or not, as long as it's funny/entertaining.<span style="font-family:Century Gothic"><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'><span style="font-family:Century Gothic">So, we decided to leave and go to Wal-Mart to see an eye doctor.</span></div>That line made me laugh, so it succeeded.I had no idea you could do that. If I was told I needed to get a prescription, I'd go to an actual eye physician. And get my prescription through there. I have before and it does take a while to get your glasses in. Back to your story, sucks you won't be getting your permit soon and that you have tests tommorrow. Could be worse. </span>
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (playaofthegame @ Feb 22 2007, 10:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SmcglVcli4Sorry. I had to do it.</div>
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Illosophee @ Feb 22 2007, 10:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><span style="font-family:Century Gothic">c) Waiting for their lives to end because they don't have a life to begin with and want to sit in a DMV and talk with one cute receptionist who had a large set of breasts... :happy0144:</span></div>Nothing wrong with that<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS">By the way:I DON'T CARE IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME! I MEAN, WHAT DO I HAVE TO PROVE TO SOME DUDES I DON'T EVEN KNOW? </span></div>Then why post it? Not like anyone truly cares.<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (yankshater213 @ Feb 22 2007, 10:34 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>ok</div>:HAHAHA:
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (playaofthegame @ Feb 23 2007, 02:07 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SmcglVcli4Sorry. I had to do it.</div>
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (YouKnowMyName @ Feb 23 2007, 03:40 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Then why post it? Not like anyone truly cares.</div><span style="font-family:Century Gothic">It's an inside joke. Every member who was here back in December 2006 knows what it means.Anyway, today, my dad pulled me out of school right after my AP Language & Composition class. We went to an eye doctor in Wal-Mart and he gave me a prescription. He also dilated my eyes and I could only see blur all day until around 4 PM or so. I ordered some glasses from the eye glass spot and blah, blah, blah.I decided to go back to school because I had two choices:a) Go back to schoolorb) Spend the day with my dad at his sister's house.I went with choice a). Everyone, including my teachers and some campus supervisors, thought I was high because my eyes were so dilated. I couldn't really see well, but I could see well enough to tell where I was going, who is in my path, etc. Eh.. Not a really bad day, except for the "blurry" part.</span>
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (playaofthegame @ Feb 23 2007, 01:07 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SmcglVcli4Sorry. I had to do it.</div><span style="font-family:Century Gothic">Unfortunately, I have dial-up connection, so it'll take centuries to watch this clip. Will someone tell me what the clip is about? Is playaofthegame attempting to disrespect me with some "funny" clip?</span>
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Illosophee @ Feb 23 2007, 11:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><span style="font-family:Century Gothic">Unfortunately, I have dial-up connection, so it'll take centuries to watch this clip. Will someone tell me what the clip is about? Is playaofthegame attempting to disrespect me with some "funny" clip?</span></div> attempt? ahaha
<span style="font-family:Century Gothic">I suppose Thebosh11 is still gay for me... How many times must I say, "No, Thebosh11! No!"?</span>
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Thebosh11 @ Feb 23 2007, 09:20 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>You're the gay one even thinking about that.</div>lol NO YUR TEH GAY WON!!!!
This story sounded believeable to me, which is a first. That sucks, your young, driving isn't that exciting...don't sweat it.
<span style="font-family:Century Gothic">I actually love driving. I drive illegally, of course, so if I'm ever caught, I'll get probably be sent to prison before I even receive a ticket.</span>
