Master Shake is a sweet name that can only be topped by this: The Drizzle. Or better yet, Who is the Drizzle? If you change your name to The Drizzle, I'll change mine to Mr.<sup>2</sup> (when I get pissed, you get mis't).
"Look, yes, I have banged HUNDREDS of broads. INTERNATIONALLY. But know this - I wrap my rascal, TWO TIMES, cuz I like it to be joyless and without sensation. It's a way of punishing supermodels."