NBA Rumors: 3 Best Destinations for Damian Lillard

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  1. Boob-No-More

    Boob-No-More Why you no hire big man coach?

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    This has to be the biggest piece of bullshit I have ever read from someone that doesn't know one god damn thing about his subject, who just pulls things out of his ass to create an article.

    I've never heard of Fadeaway World before. Articles like this make me wonder if it's a spoof/parody site, like The Onion, only for sports.

    What a clueless dipshit. There is, and will always be one, and only one, destination for Damian Lillard: Portland, OR!!!!

    Lillard doesn't want to leave and the organization would never trade him. After just four seasons, he may already be the most loved player in the history of the franchise. He's not going anywhere.

    As further proof the author did ZERO research and is just making shit up, he lists the San Antonio Spurs as the number 1 destination for Damian Lillard:

    Really???? Where exactly has that been reported???? Link please.

    What an absolute crock of shit. This guy is completely unaware that one of the main reasons Aldridge left Portland is because he was jealous of the attention Lillard got and did not want to share the spotlight with him. And now, supposedly, he wants to bring Lillard to San Antonio to further steal his thunder. Right. But hey, "it's been reported". Yeah by you dumbass.

    So, not only does he think the Spurs have a shot at Dame, he actually thinks they are somehow getting him this season. If they really want to "seriously content for a championship this season", they "should really consider thinking about" getting LeBron and Steph. Because, that's every bit as likely as them getting Lillard.

    Shit like this makes my head want to explode. Welcome to the internet, where any dumbass can find a platform for their made up nonsense.

    BNM
     
  2. Strenuus

    Strenuus Well-Known Member

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    That's the dumbest thing I have ever read. LOL.
     
  3. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    That's cute... he decided to be a sports writer for Halloween!
     
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  4. Boob-No-More

    Boob-No-More Why you no hire big man coach?

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    OK, Fadeaway World has to be a spoof site. Nobody is actually this stupid, are they?

    Here's another article they published on their site yesterday: Top 10 Shooting Guards in the NBA.

    Hey dumbass, the NBA does not play during the summer. Summer is officially over. Any "noise" Indy could have made has long since passed.

    Ok, now I get it. This guy is a clueless Bulls fanboy (he has Wade ranked 4th and Butler ranked 2nd) that has never once in his entire life actually watched Dwyane Wade play. First, he can't even spell his name. Second, Dwyane Wade made a grand total of 7 3-pointed last year with a 3-FG% of .159. If your team is relying on Dwyane (or Dwayne) Wade to step out and shoot a 3, you're fucked. You are TOTALLY fucked.

    BNM
     
  5. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    To be fair.... I don't think Dwyane's mom can spell Dwayne either.
     
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    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    COUGH COUGH COUGH

    Want's to team up with LaMarCooch....

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!1!1!!

    I've got the top three best destinations for Damian Lillard:

    1. The Portland Trail Blazers
    2. The Portland Trail Blazers
    3. The Portland Trail Blazers
     
  7. Boob-No-More

    Boob-No-More Why you no hire big man coach?

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    True, but unlike this useless hack she knows her son's name is Dwyane Wade, not Dwayne. I'm sure she also knows he can't hit a 3 to save his life.

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  8. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    You guys are so mean. This is clearly someone in grade school trying to learn how to be a writer.
     
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    BLAZINGGIANTS Well-Known Member

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    Dude's done his job - you're talking about his writing, shitty or not.
     
  10. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    I'm pretty sure that Purple Shirt Guy used to think that Wade couldn't hit a 3 to save his life as well.

    [​IMG]

     
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    PDXFonz I’m listening

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    "So I have to call you LaMarcus, I can't say LA?"

    Dame knows all too well what kind of person LaMarcus is. I only wish they left aldridges response in that clip. I can only assume it was something like "Yeah man, Lamaracus. If you call me LA they might not know who I am."

    Also him complaining about having the belly... Damn the writing was on the wall with this primadonna.
     
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  12. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    So how well do you think those two could have played basketball wearing those costumes? I would love to see them go 2 on 2 with some average fans without telling the fans who they're playing against.
     
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    PDXFonz I’m listening

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    As for the article itself - ROFL

    Does this guy think we would accept a trade of cash considerations from the Spurs for Dame? Cause that's what he makes it sound like...Forget the fact that it wouldn't even be possible from a monetary standpoint.
     
  14. Boob-No-More

    Boob-No-More Why you no hire big man coach?

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    Big deal. A handful of anonymous posters are ridiculing him on a message board. It's not exactly a ticket to stardom and fame - by Ben Golliver.

    BNM
     
  15. santeesioux

    santeesioux Just keep on scrolling by

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    You're supposed to archive these sites so they don't get any hits off of our outrage clicks that they're fishing for.

    https://archive.is/
     
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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Lillard has never given
    If it's on the internet it must be true.
     
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  17. Denny Crane

    Denny Crane It's not even loaded! Staff Member Administrator

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    There is a lot of experimentation going on with WWW sites that use AI to write articles.

    This could be one of those.
     
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    Mediocre Man Mr. SportsTwo

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    While he gets facts wrong, and speaks on hearsay, he says it's nothing but speculation on his part.

    Looks like another example of the Portland soccer mom mentality
     
  19. bodyman5000 and 1

    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    I'll read it later and see if it bumps HCP from the number one spot.
     
  20. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    The Blazers will not trade Lillard, and especially not to the spurs. There is no ex spur personnel here that used to work for popovich...move on
     
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