Funny New s2 vernacular

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  1. Wizard Mentor

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    The Brits have many interesting sayings, such as "Struth" and "Bob's your uncle". The latter means that you've come into a fortunate situation, or windfall.

    So, the hallmarks of artful s2 conversation are...

    "Deal Comin' Soon" (MM)
    "Learn the Game, then Post" (Kingspeed)
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    "Why can't I see this post?" (HCP)
    "I hear he drinks like a fish." (BGD)
    "Link, or it didn't happen."
    "Hold on to your shorts!"
    Any semi-crass reference to Mrs. HCP
    Any reference to HCP mowing lawns, or being an illegal
    Any dog puns related to @SlyPokerDog

    and now...
    "Dame's Your Cousin"

     
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  2. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    "Waiving the Dame's Cousin"

    Used to be the "white flag" when we'd sub all the white guys in the game.
     
  3. julius

    julius I wonder if there's beer on the sun Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Drink like a fish has to be included. Tho I'm not sure who deserves credit.
     
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    Why can't I see this post?
     
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    Pretty sure that was BGD
     
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    Let's Go Cousin
     
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    It'll be better than your last one...

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    A classic, absolutely.
     
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    No link? No proof.
     
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    julius I wonder if there's beer on the sun Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Oh, I know he first said it, but several of us milked it and made it part of the lexicon
     
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    Wasn't "learn the game, then post" a KingSpeed thing?
     
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    Haha also true. He does deserve the credit though lmao.
     
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    Yup, and also "Checkmate"
     
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    It moved from realgm to here:

    hold onto your shorts!
     
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    ack! Yes, fixed.
    Though, it might of been his former nom de guerres.
     
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    Fuck commiecast
     
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    You cut and paste these, right?
     

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