Ok...so I was having some fun with my lady friend last night and she says I've got it really good. I get a BJ virtually everytime before we go to the main course. She says between the girls she talks to this stuff about that this often of pampering is virtually non-existent. So the questions I want to ask: Married, long term relationship, constant booty call, or man whore? Your age, womans age? How often you get laid per month? What is the ratio of how often a BJ is included in sex? Are there special circumstances for you to get a BJ? (bday, anniversary, only when reciprocated, etc) So Im sure this thread will get its smartass answers but I really want some truthful ones as well. Please answer all the questions but if you want to leave some out but answer some others thats cool too. Ill give you something to cut and paste to make the answers more uniform. Relationship type: Mans age/ Womans age: How often you get laid per month: BJ/Sex ratio: Special circumstances: So I want some real answers!
yet she did before? What was the ratio when she did? how long were you together before getting married? btw....bummer dude
Relationship type: long term booty Mans age/ Womans age: 30/30 How often you get laid per month: 8 BJ/Sex ratio: 1/1 Special circumstances: me being there
Single. 1.677777 blow jobs to one lay? ??? most of my shit is short term so that skews the ratios I guess....
do you really stop getting head when you get married? fuck that i ain't never gettin' married then. i bet those chicks are lying, i would have thought girls sucked more dicks than they've been laid. who knows. maybe the wimmins can enlighten us on this one.
Nah, I was just making an old joke. The issue of fellatio is a double-edged sword, so to speak. I've dated women who were REALLY REALLY good at it, and to me that diminshed their long term suitability for a mate. After all, being that good at something where technique is at a premium requires practice. I never wanted to be one of those guys where at my wedding there would be dozens of people in the pews saying, "He's a lucky guy, she gives AMAZING head".
meh, better than getting bad head for the rest of your life. i just hear the old adage of women not giving it up as much and letting themselves go after marriage. don't know if its true or not.
dude...stop derailing this thread...i took the time with the OP. I want real answers and not to get this closed cause of your comments
I'm a 27 year old virgin and I am waiting for marriage. I have held hands at the movies (Gigli) and kissed on the lips once at the state fair.
Relationship type: ex-girlfriend/constant booty Mans age/ Womans age: 25/22 How often you get laid per month: 4-6 BJ/Sex ratio: 1/2 Special circumstances: I have to go down on her before she agrees to go down on me.
A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell, but I will confirm that in marriage and in the bedroom, Karma rules.
Relationship type: GF Mans age/ Womans age: 21/19 How often you get laid per month: 3-4 times a week/12-16 times a month BJ/Sex ratio: 1/2 Special circumstances: None that I can think of. I don't have to go down on her every time.
Married, long term relationship, constant booty call, or man whore? Married Your age, womans age? 24/26 How often you get laid per month? 20+ What is the ratio of how often a BJ is included in sex? Every other time we have sex Are there special circumstances for you to get a BJ? If I do the dishes or take out the garbage. I think after 30 I will not receive nearly as much head. You are lucky though DaRizzle, I mean I'm shocked any woman talks to you.
That explains the difference between your wife and your job. Your job still sucks. Kinda have the same problem btw.... I still get the blow job....but am not allowed to cum until she has been pleasured.
