[NSFW] Stupid & Random Thoughts

My brother works at the gym I go to. He was giving her an orientation on the equipment and I was working out and he said oh thats my brother and introduced me. Started talking a little bit and she was super smiley. Then a week later I ran into her at Safeway and started bullshitting with her and she was laughing at everything i said. I was like damn, she's 'dtf'. I got her number and the 2nd text she ever sent me was a hot nudie.

Its been on like donkey kong ever since.

 

But yeah. Most chicks dont like to be talked to at the gym.

 

i need to step it up.

 

Don't know how i feel about this swingers club thing. I've heard a bunch of uglies running around. She said she just wants to check it out, see what its all about

 

yeah. there are not a lot of hotties in there. basically you'll be fucking her in front of a bunch of people.

....

 

Hmmmmm...Might just go walk around and check it out. But, I'm not trying to provide beat off material for some creeps.

 

This Carrie Prejean sex tape (solo masturbation).

http://xhamster.com/movies/1152990/former_miss_usa_sextape.html

 

[video=youtube;XDVmgUeFkE0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDVmgUeFkE0[/video]

 

I wish I had some kind of warning before browsing 4 chan.

I heard about this board tracking down a person on YouTube who abused a cat and thought I'd give it a look-see.

There's some fucked up shit on that forum. Last time I'm going there!

 

you'll be back.

 

No way man.

I didn't know what I was getting into. The content is too much.

 

you'll be back. they always come back. :MARIS61:

 

trying to figure out what's poppin for Memorial Day. holla.

 

Boats and hoes.

 

Whoa, slow your role. First you gotta worry about Cinco De Mayo, playa!!

 

Pic of the old lady:

 

damn, tatoo..that must be dope.....

how was the gangbang? :MARIS61:

 

that's a no brainer. its on a saturday so I'll just hop in a cab and go down to hermosa beach and drink.

 

might do vegas on memorial day weekend. I get back from italy 2 days before though...flights are expensive about $300, trying to see if my buddy would drive down there for some pool parties and whatevz.

 

Goes around her waist. It is nice. I took her down to Mississippi district yesterday and she was wearing skimpy daisy dukes and tight little top. The older ladies were giving dirty looks at us, the younger dudes were like damn thats tight. Right on.