[NSFW] Stupid & Random Thoughts

Spd on spring break

 

We need to leverage the power of fake news and twitter to fuck with the Warriors if we meet them in the first round of the playoffs. Divide and conquer.

 

lol just came across kacey montoya's profile on tinder.

 

movie idea.

a group of kids pull off a heist to rig/steal all of the prize tickets out of the games at a chucky cheese or whatever. they get every ticket in the place, and cash them in for a portable DVD player.

 

Oregon has hillbillies too!

http://komonews.com/news/local/2-oregon-men-sentenced-for-illegally-killing-bull-elk

 

Oh fuck yea. You don't have to leave Portland very far to find them either. Columbia County is full of sister fuckers.

 

I get emails when my wife or I buy something on Amazon. Today I got one that said "shipped: Kama Sutra.............

I had to click the email to read the rest.

It was the name of some bath salts.

Fucking bullshit

 

cuck'd by Jeff Bezos!

 

Small Earthquake here in LA yo. One small jolt.

 

I saw on facebook there was a fire near my home so I'm listening to the sheriff's scanner on the internet and this is what I hear from the dispatch lady:

"Report of a man laying down on a motorcycle driving down the road towing a doghouse behind him."

 

If you are 21+ years and haven't experienced drinking beer in the shower then you haven't lived.

Step in, get squeaky clean so you are feeling nice. Let the warm water relax you as you enjoy a cold beer, step out buzzed and relaxed as fuck.

 

I do this all the time. Saves time too

 

Especially first thing in the morning, with a coffee. Great way to start your day!

 

How I picture some S2 regs.

 

Everyone I've met seems legit. Can't speak on the people who refuse to go to get togethers though

 

Anyone seen the tv show baggage? This shit cracked me up.



For those who haven't seen it - it is hosted by Jerry Springer, enough said.

 

My secretary was on there. She was the one with the baggage but she won

 

I went to the Def lepard concert last night. These 20 something's in front of me were smoking pot out of a glass pipe old school style, not a vape pen to be discreet. They lit it up the entire concert like he was chillin in his mom's basement. No ducking or covering up just straight up blastin away. He pulls out his huge bag of reefer must have been a half ounce or so in a gallon size baggie. No kidding. Never even tried to conceal it. 1 of them hurled all over the floor and spun in his seat the rest of the concert. Security seemed oblivious. I don't care who smokes and who doesn't but enjoy the show with an attitude adjustment instead of passing out in your seat. Funny part was these two young hotties came over to bum a hit or two and these clowns were so stoned they could hardly function. They smoked the guys pot and stole their beer before heading back to their seats. Made for some good entertainment.

Missed opportunity! Kids nowadays!

 

People like that piss me off, it's like how I felt about inconsiderate cigarette smokers back when I used to puff on the cancer sticks. People go around blowing it in everyone's face and end up getting smoking in public banned... Of course now that I don't smoke cigs any more I'm glad that I don't have to deal with them myself. Funny how circumstances change situations!