[NSFW] Stupid & Random Thoughts

Reminder that this thread was originally about if Sarah Palin liked anal

 

She’s definitely a hoe

 

I got free attorney representation through my union (Teamsters greatest union on Earth). And it happens to be Ian Karmel’s dad which is really random

 

Butts and coconuts

 

The zombies were having fun
The party had just begun
The guests included Wolfman
Dracula, and his son
The scene was rockin', all were digging the sounds
Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds
The coffin-bangers were about to arrive
With their vocal group, 'The Crypt-Kicker Five'

 

I like to rhyme
I like my beats funky
I’m spunky
I like my oatmeal lumpy
I’m sick with this
Straight gangsta Mack
But sometimes I get ridiculous
I’ll even buy ya crackers or ya licorice
Ay yo fat girl
Come here, are you ticklish
Yeah I called you fat
Look at me, I’m skinny
Never stopped me from getting busy
I’m a freak
I like the girls with the boom
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

 

Life hack: Cut your old socks to turn them into a rag and use them to clean before throwing them away. Natures paper towel.

 

My mum and aunt taught me that decades ago.

 

Can't go wrong with a BLT sandwich

Throw some ham and turkey on it and it's a club sandwich

I hate Turkey, especially Istanbul /s

 

Apparently the “Stumps” on top of a Giraffe’s head are called “Ossicones”.

I don’t care what you call them, Giraffe still look Alien to me…

 

If he played in the NBA he would be Dwayne “The Block” Johnson

Put him in Star Trek and he’s Dwayne “The Spock” Johnson

He’s never late, because he’s Dwayne “The Clock” Johnson

Is that an Alligator? No, it’s Dwayne “The Croc” Johnson

When he posts on social media he’s Dwayne “The Tik-Tok” Johnson

If he were a gangster he’d be Dwayne “The Glock” Johnson

Who is that at the door? It’s Dwayne “The Knock” Johnson

When he’s flying with his homies he’s Dwayne “The Flock” Johnson

And if he traded on Wall Street he’d be Dwayne “The Stock” Johnson

 

and if he's a porn star .....