Olshey is back!

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  1. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Stotts out, Olshey in.
     
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    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    I thought you meant with the Blazers. Don't scare me like that.

    I thought he must be working valet by now.

    He is going to help fuck that team up even worse.
     
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    Sixers need help in the free agent overpay department
     
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    Consulting with the Sixers’ parking management staff on valet parking needs.
     
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    When you need an undersized backcourt and a shoot first expensive star, who else would you call?
     
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    “Mortimer, we’re back!”
     
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    there can be only one highlander.
     
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    Stotts to Philly announced next???
     
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    I can't imagine who in Philly's front office woke up one day and thought, "we really need an asshole helping us out here with roster construction, someone fired for bad office conduct, yeah, that's the guy!"
     
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    Then Harden traded to NO for CJ.
     
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    There's hope for Nick Stauskas and Mario Hezonja?
     
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    Philly just got strongly interested in Simons.
     
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    Considering the marketing direction of the NBA, hiring Olshey as a consultant makes perfect sense.

    Olshey is the undisputed top expert of soap opera hair styles. Jimmy Butler's hair style bombed big time, the rest of the players are not far behind.
     
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    Cugel The epitome of mediocrity

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    Harden to POR! Make it so Neil! Ant and as many picks as you want just please send us James.
     
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    Why?
     
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    Cugel The epitome of mediocrity

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    Sarcasm. Admittedly the lowest form or humor.
     
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    Whew. I was honestly trying to think why we would want Harden on the Blazers, lol.
     
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    Have you no empathy for the struggling strippers in Portland's stripper clubs? Harden would triple their tips even on off nights.
     
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    PtldPlatypus Let's go Baby Blazers! Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    James Harden, tank commander.
     
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