OMFG, i might be a daddy

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  1. Jizzy

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    ok, heres the story and im not official yet, it was roughly 3 in the morning last night when i was at my GFs house, her paretns are in south jersey so i wanted to keep her company, fast forward and things got kinda heated and i didnt wrap up, so to speak, for the first time, usually i use protection but for some effing reason i didnt this time, guess i was really horny, and we...ya know. this is gonna sound REALLY immature but is it guaranteed to have a child when you dont wrap up?

    i regretn it bigtime and it has me really paranoid and im afraid of posting it on here cuz its kinda embarrasing but my feelisn just got worse when i talked to her this morn and she said she had "cramps" oh god, please dont let that be bad, anyone help?
     
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    WTF no it's not guaranteed, but there's a decent chance.
     
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    i feel like such a child posting this but im getting paranoid, its getting to that point
     
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    Nothing's 100%. However, unless you guys went to a clinic and got her the RU486 (morning after pill) there's a 96% chance she'll get pregnant.

    The cramping might be the stomach muscles being moved out of the way as the fetus is growing.
     
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    nah man, a few years back I did my thing with no coverage and everything was fine. she had cramps the next day but she always gets cramps the next day after a night with sean [​IMG]

    I wonder what happened to her...
     
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    Chutney MON-STRAWRRR!!1!

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    I know its a whole ethical/moral debate, but I'd suggest she take a "morning after pill." Like, soon (I think you have 3 days).
     
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    the PILL!!!!!! im gonna make sure shes taken one, good idea guys
     
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    Hate to break it to you but there's a good chance. But there are certain pills that you can get at your local pharmacy, which can prevent your girlfriend from getting pregnant.

    It is has to be within 72 hours, I believe. So, you better get a move on it.
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GMJigga @ Feb 17 2008, 06:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Nothing's 100%. However, unless you guys went to a clinic and got her the RU486 (morning after pill) there's a 96% chance she'll get pregnant.

    The cramping might be the stomach muscles being moved out of the way as the fetus is growing.</div>
    oh my god
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (The Joker @ Feb 17 2008, 06:57 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Hate to break it to you but there's a good chance. But there are certain pills that you can get at your local pharmacy, which can prevent your girlfriend from getting pregnant.

    It is has to be within 72 hours, I believe. So, you better get a move on it.</div>



    im gonna text her right now
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Jizzy @ Feb 17 2008, 06:57 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>the PILL!!!!!! im gonna make sure shes taken one, good idea guys</div>

    She doesn't want it? You lucked out then.

    That's too bad, this could have been an entertaining story.
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Jizzy @ Feb 17 2008, 06:57 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>the PILL!!!!!! im gonna make sure shes taken one, good idea guys</div>
    glad I thought of it, your welcomed! [​IMG]
     
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    Another member here had a similar situation. Things worked out well for him, though.
     
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    Unfortunately jizzy "the pill" has to be taken on regular intervals, and before the act of conception. Now luckily you don't have to start buying baby books. You can decide to give her an abortion, or look into putting your son/daughter up for adoption.
     
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    RU486 isn't the morning after pill, but seriously, there's a reason there's a morning after pill.

    Unless you guys are ready to have kids (and I'm going to go out on a limb here and conclude you're not), get your ass over to the store with her and get her one of those pills. Freaking now!
     
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    ok, just got a reply back and SHE HAS NOT TAKEN THE PILL, I AM EFFING OUT OF HERE TO THE NEAREST WALGREEN
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (MikeDC @ Feb 17 2008, 07:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>RU486 isn't the morning after pill, but seriously, there's a reason there's a morning after pill.

    Unless you guys are ready to have kids (and I'm going to go out on a limb here and conclude you're not), get your ass over to the store with her and get her one of those pills. Freaking now!</div>
    your making the dude more paranoid. Just take a deep breath and think of everything you can possibly do?
     
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    you must now be celabite for 3 years!

    [​IMG]

    nothing to worry about. she might not even be preggo, and there's always solutions. I got freaked out when I didn't use coverage but she didn't end up being pregnant.
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Jizzy @ Feb 17 2008, 07:03 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>ok, just got a reply back and SHE HAS NOT TAKEN THE PILL, I AM EFFING OUT OF HERE TO THE NEAREST WALGREEN</div>


    GO! NOW! Unless you want to be a teenage daddy.
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Jizzy @ Feb 17 2008, 07:03 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>ok, just got a reply back and SHE HAS NOT TAKEN THE PILL, I AM EFFING OUT OF HERE TO THE NEAREST WALGREEN</div>

    You didn't know about the Pill before you wasted precious time making this thread? C'est La Vie.
     

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