OT One hell of a week!

So on Wednesday, if anyone was caught up on your morning commute on 205 southbound, that was me.
I was rear ended by a motorcyclist who flew over hs handlebars and into the back of my CRV so bad that half his helmet was left in the back of my car and glass all over the front of my dashboard.


Then I come home fro ma LONG work day yesterday making up for missing wednesday to find my home broken into and 2 laptops, a big jar full of pot, a backpack, my leatherman and a couple other items were ripped off by some tweaker who crashed in our bed for a bit and played with our cats with his flashlight that hasa redlaser light he left on and left on our bed.

Fucking tweakers...


Seriously, I come off as a hot head smartass sensitive snowflake on here , but that is a all just for fun, and was stemmed from HCP and I many moons ago. And I don't give a shit.
Some of you who have met me and hung out at my place or with me at places, will probably testify that i'm pretty laid back overall and don't get pissed. Im just a pretty confident guy.

Well, i'm pissed. I feel violated. First time i've been robbed and it was hard to sleep last night.

 

Man, I feel for you. Shit week. Go out and get a couple of dogs and get rid of those traitorous cats. Hell, they probably showed the robber where you kept your stash.

 

I'd get a gun.

 

As long as the robbery was committed by someone stoned on or in possession of heroin or meth, I'm pretty sure it's legal now thanks to Kate Brown.

You should feel fortunate that you were chosen as the donor to a less fortunate person who most likely lacks your white privilege and easy life.

 

Has enough time passed that I can recommend you consult HCP for some career/life advice?

 

Hilarious!!!!
You are a smart man, so I'm sure you have told her to make sure she locks the doors and checks the locks on the windows when the parents of those she is watching leaves.
Seriously, it seems like this part of town is getting worse by the day.

You are right about the biker, or a solid back van, coulda snapped his neck.
He did have insurance and it was all his fault.

So why its a tweaker?
This is the conclusion of my investigation based on the trail of evidence that breaks down to this timeline:

neighbors across the street are in the front yard all day except from 11-1pm, when they went to home depot and got lunch.

Next door neighbor hears a bang at around noon but thought it was just me working in the yard( i make noises, lol).
Neighbors across the street come back at 1pm and see nothing from then on.

Now.
guy smashes window and crawls into house.
goes into the laundry room area with the second fridge full of beer. Opens it and take my jar full of extra smoke. but no beer.
but he takes two warm beers sitting in the half rack on the floor outside the fridge that couldnt fit in the fridge at the time I stocked it.????????

he then proceeds into my studio mixing room and he takes my lenovo laptop and the wireless mouse, but not the keyboard that goes with the mouse.
But also does not take the HD camcorder that was sitting next to the mouse.????????

Tweaker then heads upstairs and grabs my wifes laptop and empties my second jar of pot(assuming into the first jar he took) but leaves the empty jar(hopefully with prints on it).
He also grabs the open 5th of vodka from off the fridge and at some point took it downstairs and set it on the dryer. (not sure if this was on his way out because I think he left panicked)

He then goes into our bedroom and sifts through my wifes drawer and take out her home made sewing kit she keeps in a little capsule, like a travel kit. He took that and had it opened up and spread on the floor.
He left his flashlight with the red laser light on, laying on our bed along with a kids smurf watch.

These random actiona lead me to beleive this person is way scatterbrained.

My theory is this.

This tweaker was high as hell. He did all this and went to our bed and laid out and was playing with our cats and passed out with the laser light on.
Friends with trees came by at 1230 and marked locations for trees and left a door flyer and rang the door bell.
When the bell rang, he woke up, freaked and jetted out, leaving his flashlight and the watch and other stuff and just grabbed the backpack he had already stuffed the smoke and laptops into and left out the back door.

If he was awake when the bell rang,. I dont think he would have left the flashlight. I think he would have turned it off and pocketed it. But when you are passed out and freak, he jetted and forgot to grab it.

This leads me to believe this motherfucker slept in our bed.

Well I shit you not, this has forced us to decide to move. Spent the morning checking out open houses.

Ever since they cleaned up the springwater trail., its shanty town communities on ever major intersection in central SE and NE portland. Im done with it.

I hope no time had to pass, but I'm pretty sure HCP thinks i'm psycho. Dont think he is used to people hitting as hard as i do, and took me more serious(which was my intent) than I was, but either way, what advice could he offer in this situation?
I'm all ears and have nothing against HCP. Seriously. And I have no regrets cause everyone's humor is different and I cant please everyone.
I like everyone here because they are Blazers fans. Personal differences and personality conflicts I could give a shit about honestly.
Now that the charade has been outed, over time you shall see. Sometimes it was an actual effort to look for and pick fights here, playing the victim, whoa is me shit, lol.

Anyow, when it comes to this shit, I gt serious, so yewah, any advice on home security, etc, Im all ears man.

Im already checking out Comcast home security and a couple others some friends have mentioned, because even if/when we sell, it wont be until spring time.
Not going through the winter looking over my shoulder in this place.
My big fear is this ass hat goes back to his tweaker community and gathers some friends and an RV and comes back and cleans me out.

A gun will only be helpful if I am home. A dog would help, but we have two cats. I know, laugh your ass of at the helpless cat man. lol.
Fuck you all. haha

 

That's sucks about your place though man. Especially the laptops with your music/mixing stuff. My daughter spilled apple juice on my laptop that had all my production software and stuff I created on it. Kids can be destructive but they hail in comparison to tweekers.

 

Damn, @Orion Bailey, sorry for your troubles.

Life has taught me one big thing in situations like this: keep ya head up, stay positive, and positive energy will more than make up for this bullshit, FAMS!!

 

Shit man I'm sorry to hear this. Nobody should feel unsafe in their homes. Fuck people who don't have respect for others personal space. Hopefully they didn't ransack your studio. I also hope you called the police.

You are indeed laid back, I enjoy your company. Best of luck to you recovering from this bs. I'll send some positive vibes your way!

 

Thanks man.
Dont get me wrong, it still sucks big time, but I feel lucky in certain aspects that he was spacey and high and scatterbrained.
I have many items valued over a grand in this studio that could fit into a small bag or backpack.
Also, the laptops; the wife's was her old one(her new one was at work with her) and my Lenovo was nice but it was my travel laptop that turned into a tablet. I keep all my musical stuff on external hard drivers connected to my 24gig ram desktop for recording.

No music lost fortunately.


I thought kids for a while based on the size of the hole in the window(not to say it wasnt some young teen tweeker) but the cops and I talked about it and agreed. If it was a kid kid, they wouldnt feel comfortable to hang out and play with the cats. They would be wanting in and out as quick as possible all scared.
A tweeker would have brain lapse and forget what the hell he was even doing or where he was. See a cute cat? all else faded and he started playing and then faded completely onto our bed.

The only thing I keep coming back to is the hole in the window. Its a drop off of about three feet onto the bed below and the hole was small. No way someone gets through that without a parka on, without getting cut up a bit.
Cops dusted most everything including my empty jar of smoke. I'm hoping they pull something up, just to eased the my mind a bit if they have a record and an ID that I can see a picture of.

 

Well hopefully they recover some of your stuff anyway. Haha...here in WY if I asked the cops to dust my nug jug for prints, I'd be the one going to jail Not alot of space invading tweekers here tho. Life's about trade-offs.

 

I think they got lucky. I think they walked out of the back bedroom into the laundry room and just opened the fridge for something, thinking it might have food. Tweakers are usually hungry cause they are on the street. He opened it, saw the jar of pot in the door and scored.
He then goes upstairs and the second jar was in plain site on the coffee table. Cant miss. So he dumped that into the first jar.

Vodka bottle got dusted. Cops were very thorough. took many pieces of broken window shards, the flashlight and watch and dusted the fridge, doorknobs, the vodka and pot jar.

 

Copuple more things that all but seals the deal on it being a homeless vagrant tweaker. They took all of Alishas hoody sweatshits she had in hall closet and they staged a sleeping bag by the door next to the vodka to take with them.
I thought Alisha had set it there toi be washed after one of her trips to student camp trips.(she works for a non profit mentoring kids through school, funded by Dan Wyden)
When I went to do laundry this weekend I asked her about it and she said she never put it there.

So he stuffed the backpack up with the laptops the jar of smoke and a bunch of hoody sweatshirts. He had to be small if he could put them on, Alisha is all but 120# and 5-8 or so.
When he woke to the doorbell and panicked he grabbed the backpack and that was it. It had all the valuable stuff in it afterall...

I have half a mind to wander some of the homeless camps looking for my backpack and her hoodies(laptops and smoke have probably already moved on to other hands...)
Luckily for them we are about to go look at some more houses...