Online Dating

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  1. Nate4Prez

    Nate4Prez . . . .

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    Anybody here done it? I'm newly single and have thought about either doing heroin until I'm bankrupt or OD, or joining a site. Any difference between eHarmony and Match.com?
     
  2. barfo

    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko boomer maniac Staff Member Global Moderator

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    The heroin option will have a happier ending.

    barfo
     
  3. TradeNurkicNow

    TradeNurkicNow piss

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    i heard that okcupid was where all the fly young honies are at
     
  4. RR7

    RR7 Well-Known Member

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    I don't know which is which, but I heard between those two, one was more for hooking up, and the other was for finding a long term partner.
     
  5. BLAZER PROPHET

    BLAZER PROPHET Well-Known Member

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    ABM has been immersing himself in on line dating for the last 2 years and he's getting more ass than a toilet seat. Women sending him naked pics, masturbation videos, a LOT of back seat sex... And now he's found a wealthy woman and once they move in together his working days are done.
     
  6. Ed O

    Ed O Administrator Staff Member Administrator

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    I used to (like from 2006 to 2008ish) date online. OKCupid, PlentyofFish.com, Match.com... I even used Yahoo Personals and met a couple of chicks off of Craigslist and the Stranger's dating site.

    Match.com had the most chicks and I had the highest short-term success rate. I think that because it costs money it weeded out lots of fake and nasty people.

    I have a friend who's, like, Creative Director or something for eHarmony. I think that the site is intended for longer-term dating, whereas (in my experience) most of the other sites are for hooking up.

    Again, it's been a few years, but that was my experience.

    Ed O.
     
  7. julius

    julius I wonder if there's beer on the sun Staff Member Global Moderator

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    seriously? Mostly the last bit, the other stuff I wouldn't doubt at all.
     
  8. BrianFromWA

    BrianFromWA Editor in Chief Staff Member Editor in Chief

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    ChristianMingle hooked up my wife and I.
     
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    i highly endorse this as a way to score some poon, i have some nice openers and tips if youd like, 100% chance of dates every day of the week

    i know there are all sorts of psychological style dating rules type crap going around (show your strength, put her down, lower her worth, separate her from the herd, subtle touching, etc) and those work, but much moreso in person, so save that for the first date. heres how you get that first date

    #1 be realistic, if you are fat and 50, dont be shocked if hot 18 year olds dont respond to you, my friend refuses to believe that he is unattractive, and has impossibly high standards
    #2 be funny/ silly, seriousness is a total turn off at first, think of it as if you were meeting someone at a bar, it would be smiles and laughs
    #3 send messages to everyone, like every single girl you would have sex with, aka carpet bombing
    #4 make sure your pictures are on point, 90% of your action will rely on if they think you are hot in your pictures
    #5 make them give you their number
    #6 once they give it to you text, dont call
    #7 if in messages or texts you are getting alot of 1 or 2 word answers, immediately ask her for a booty call, if she says no, dont waste your time
    #8 feel free to lie if you think it will improve your chances
    #9 suspect that she is doing the same thing
    #10 confirm a date as soon as you can
    #11 hit that shit

    if you are looking for a relationship, dont bother
     
  10. BrianFromWA

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    or you know, go to a christian dating site to score some poon :lol:
     
  12. BLAZER PROPHET

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    That's where ABM finds his women.
     
  13. BLAZER PROPHET

    BLAZER PROPHET Well-Known Member

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    Dang! We have ourselves a pro here.
     
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    tlongII Legendary Poster

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    It's a lot easier to call a hooker!
     
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    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    This is the greatest thing I have ever seen.
     
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    chris_in_pdx OLD MAN

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    You couldn't afford HCP's wife.
     

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