Politics Oregon man 'passes away peacefully' after being falsely told Pres. Trump was impeached

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    PORTLAND, Ore. — An Oregon man died peacefully earlier this month, after his ex-wife falsely told him President Donald Trump was impeached.

    According to the obituary in the Oregonian - which is now going viral - Michael Garland Elliott's health had been deteriorating for the past decade. "He honestly didn't know" which year he was born in, either 1940 or 1941, in Charlottesville, Va. and eventually moved to the west coast. Elliott was "the sharpest dresser in town, single-handedly keeping Nike's apparel wing in the black."


    His ex-wife was by his side before he passed away, and the last thing she said to him was, "Donald Trump has been impeached."

    "Upon hearing that he took his final, gentle breath, his earthly work concluded," the obituary reads.

    http://katu.com/news/local/oregon-m...r-being-falsely-told-pres-trump-was-impeached
     
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    He died of a broken heart.
     
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    Seems like he died a fool.
     
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    Liberals can't even be exposed to reality while on their death bed. Sad.
     
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    dude is gonna be pissed when he gets to heaven with all the other liberals.
     
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    Liberals don't go to heaven.
     
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    It takes a disgustingly self-centered person to steal the last bit of reality from a dying dementia patient.

    I see why she's his ex.
     
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    The man hated Trump so much that he carried it to his deathbed. Literally.

    I think he had quite a lot more serious problems than just bad relationships. That's mental illness on a serious level.
     
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