Orthopedic Surgeon Seen Eating Lunch at P.F. Chang's

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  1. BGrantFan

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    Didn't have an opinion to give on Roy and had never heard of him. :sigh:
     
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    Did he at least leave you a nice tip?
     
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    An orthopedic surgeon delivered my UPS today. He said something about a compressed combination of an infant's meniscus and a goat's clipped toenails being an option for cushioning in Roy's knees.

    :NOTMARIS:
     
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    So how was the Mongolian Brandon's Knee Meniscous? :NOTMARIS:
     
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    Has anybody heard any opinions from orthopedic surgeons regarding Roy's knees?
     
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  9. EL PRESIDENTE

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    all any ortho surgeon who wants to get busy or free advertising, make uninformed opinions on Roys knee. get on TV, whatever.

    I'll get you those TV spots!
     
  10. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    I have an honorary doctorate in orthopedic surgery... want my opinion?
     
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    Well ... duh!
     
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    Yeah, he said the Lettuce Wraps are to die for!
     
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    If it's bone on bone, then I see no conclusion but that there's very little cartilage in his knee(s). I haven't examined Roy myself, but I feel pretty safe in saying that.
     
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    Dr. Demento just heard about Roy's bone-on-bone injury and made up a penis song about it. :(
     
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    Is that sorta like Couscous?
     
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    I ran into Dr. Darm today at the mall. He said Roy is definitely done. Out forever.
     
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    My dentist told me that he hasn't seen Roy's knee MRI, but he feels confident in saying that Roy may have some serious gingivitis.
     
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    I think we all need to be prepared for the worst:

    The death of a 13-year-old boy in Pomona was under investigation today. At 1:30 p.m. Sunday, Los Angeles County firefighters responded to a call about a boy with a knee injury in the 1100 block of Bonnie Brae Street, near Kingsley Street, and when they arrived, the boy was in full cardiac arrest, a sheriff's dispatcher said. The boy was taken to Pomona Valley Hospital Medical Center, where he was pronounced dead, said coroner's Lt. Larry Dietz. The cause of death was under investigation. Pomona police would not comment on the case.

    http://robocaster.com/presstelegram...ury-dies-after-going-into-cardiac-arrest.aspx


    - Wipeout ' contestant Tom Sparks has passed away after having a stroke following an injury during an obstacle course challenge for the Reality show on November 5.

    PHOTOS: Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in pictures
    The 33 year-old, who started complaining of knee pain and shortness of breath, was taken to a local Hospital and later transferred to Cedars Sinai Medical Center, where he underwent several brain surgeries.

    http://celebrifi.com/gossip/Tom-Sparks-Wipeout-Contestant-Dies-PHOTO-1006763.html
     
  19. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    That's not funny Maris.
     
  20. julius

    julius Living on the air in Cincinnati... Staff Member Global Moderator

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    What I want to know is, did that orthopedic surgeon tell dazrizzle that the clock stops when the ref blows the whistle on a foul?
     

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