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    riverman, Jun 29, 2015
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    I used to take my son there all the time to watch the Ems..terrible place to have a fire..that's an old neighborhood
     
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    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko boomer maniac Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Dad? Is that you?

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    I've bought you your last chili dog son..does your mom still drink like a fish?
     
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    You knew she was a mermaid when you married her.

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    I was thinking more along the lines of beached whale, but I'm not an expert in mermaid anatomy
     
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    santeesioux Just keep on scrolling by

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    You are riverman after all, not oceanman.
     
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    What does that say about you marrying a beached whale?
     
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    TMI, Dad, but maybe that's why the marriage didn't last?

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    She lied, I never married her..took weeks to get rid of the old fish smell. It was a dark beach, no moon, I was drunk, she was drunker
     
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    It would be better if you had been "drunker". At least from what I can tell of your story...
     
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    Shit my dog's name is Blaze - no no for real, his name is seriously Blaze it was given to him when he was in the pound and I stuck with it. Blaze's got some 'splain'n to do!! Was wondering where he was earlier. Seriously though, it is sad news even though I have never been there.
     
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