OT: Kenneth Faried, son of two lesbian moms

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  1. KingSpeed

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    It's too bad the Blazers Psych evaluator couldn't see past that
     
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    How is that possible?
     
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    Surrogacy, artificial insemination, adoption, lots of ways.
     
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    But what would he do on Father's Day?
     
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    Hang out with all the other fatherless NBA players?

    [/racism]
     
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    There was an article about this in SI a couple years ago. Get with the program.
     
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    WHERE ARE THE PICS OF HIS MOMS?
     
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    Eastoff But it was a beginning.

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    Click on my thread link, there's a whole youtube video.
     
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    I posted in the favorite non Blazer.

    Another likely method of his birth is that one of the women had a previous relationship and conceived him the old fashioned way. Or simply got a man to provide stud service (I know women who have done this). At any rate, not our business.
     
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    This just proves that two people of the same sex can not raise a normal kid. After all, he is part man, part animal :)
     
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    I posted that fact (he was brought up by 2 Muslim lesbians) weeks before he was drafted about twice and about 3 times in subsequent months. You must just post here and not read.

    That thread is from last month. No competition to my news-breaking.
     
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    HomerLovesKoolAid I have a well-known member.

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    Did you hear about the two lesbian guitar players?





    They spent a lot of practice time trading licks.

    [video=youtube;LekUKeFijxc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LekUKeFijxc[/video]
     
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    Of course the one that looks like a man is his biological mother
     
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    I don't read every post in every thread year round. If you do, I feel sorry for you.
     
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    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    You purport to be a board leader but you don't do your homework?

    Well, then hire an assistant. When I was dominating the ESPN Blazer board I used to tell them that I had a staff of 50 in Boulder, Colorado writing my posts, but I signed off before they posted them.
     
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    Prk,

    You're really pushing your luck around here.
     
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    What can they do to me? Obama closed the torture asylums, I don't have a job to lose, and when I go outside I look up the whole time to dodge drones.
     

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