OT: Nate Robinsons charged with Public Urination?

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  1. Wheels

    Wheels Is That A Challenge?!?!1! Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Wheels, Jun 10, 2011
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  2. Wheels

    Wheels Is That A Challenge?!?!1! Staff Member Global Moderator

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    gotta love the off-season! :)
     
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  3. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    Shiiiiiiiiiit.... public urination is a right of passage for a man.

    I'm just curious, what are some of the public urination stories on this forum? Where did you do it? How drunk were you?

    My best public urination story was in San Francisco. I had been driving all night, I just got to SF with some buddies and I had to pee something fierce. There wasn't a public restroom in sight. We drove around for 15 minutes until finally I couldn't hold it anymore and I pulled the car over and just pissed in a dark corner.
     
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    I urinate in public very often. Drunk or not.
     
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    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    Rather hear the public sex stories........ Got my fist blow job on the same playground my kids play on now at school. Awesome feeling everytime I'm down there at the school!
     
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    44Thrilla cuatro cuatro

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    you spelled gave wrong
     
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    Sedatedfork Rip City Rhapsody

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    I wonder if the old man who gave it feels the same way?
     
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    I was in a friends car going to park downtown and he was laughing because he knew I had to piss and was refusing to park, passing by parking spot after parking spot, finally pulling into one of the parking garages. He circled slowly up the first floor, second floor, third floor, all the time passing spot after spot while my Bladder was about to burst. Finally, he parks on the roof of the garage and I quickly jump out, whip it out, and start peeing in an arc that went over the side of the building. All the sudden, I realized what I was doing, brought my stream back, and finished up peeing on the ground. I went to look over the side of the building to see what I peed on. There were about 4 or 5 people looking up in confusion as to where this rain came from on such a sunny day.
     
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    And what was his name?
     
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    I just pissed in public in nate's honor. No charges for me.
     
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    I am just trying to envision what is involved in a "fist blow job"?
     
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    That was you?!?
     
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    :lol:
     
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  20. 3RA1N1AC

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    ive pissed in 1000 alleys, and a couple fountains, never took a shit in public though...anyone?
     
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