<div>Let's have some fun in this forum. What's your favorite oxymorons?</div> <div>There's a lot out there that's criticized as not real oxymorons like:</div> <div>- pretty ugly</div> <div>- deafening silence</div> <div>- alone together</div> ... I don't care. As long as it's funny, post them! If you can create your own, fire it up! Enjoy.</p> Jason Collin's offense</p> Microsoft Works (an oldie, but still funny)</p>