Heh heh... *************** A Minnesota Viking family of football supporters head out one Saturday to do their Christmas shopping. While in the sports shop the son picks up a Packer jersey and says to his older sister, "I've decided to become a Packer fan and I would like this for Christmas". His big sister is outraged by this and promptly whacks him round the head and says, "Go talk to mother". Off goes the little lad with the Packer jersey in hand and finds his mother. "Mom?" "Yes son?" "I've decided I'm going to be a Packer fan and I would like this jersey for Christmas". The mother is outraged at this, promptly whacks him around the head and says, "Go talk to your father!" Off he goes with the Packer jersey in hand and finds his father. "Dad?" "Yes son?" "I've decided I'm going to be a Packer fan and I would like this jersey for Christmas". The father is outraged and promptly whacks his son around the head and says, "No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT!" About half an hour later they're all back in the car and heading towards home. The father turns to his son and says "Son, I hope you've learned something today?" The son says, "Yes, Dad, I have." "Good son, what is it?" The son replies, "I've only been a Packer fan for an hour and I already hate you Viking assholes."
Here's another one... *************** One day, while driving along, I saw a priest. I thought I would do a good deed, so I pulled over and asked the priest, "Where are you going Father?" "I'm going to give mass at St. Francis Church, about 2 miles down the road," replied the priest. "Climb in, Father! I'll give you a lift!" The priest climbed into the rear passenger seat, and we continued down the road. Suddenly, I saw a VIKING fan walking down the road, with that Vikings shirt on and I instinctively swerved as if to hit him. But, as usual, I swerved back into the road just in time. Even though I was certain that I had missed the guy, I still heard a loud "THUD." Not understanding where the noise came from, I glanced in my mirrors but still didn't see anything. I then remembered the priest, and turned to the priest and said, "Sorry Father, I almost hit that VIKING fan." "That's OK," replied the priest, "I got him with the door." GO PACKERS!!!!
Favre4mvp... First, welcome to the forums. Secondly, the 'when was the last time you did ____________' (fill in the blank with any acheivement) argument is a little old and worn isn't it? I could ask you when the last time was the Packers lost at Lambeau was just to get you to admit the they lost to the Vikings, but I wouldn't do that. It was a joke. A joke...laugh, enjoy, relax.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (vikingfan)</div><div class='quotemain'>It was a joke. A joke...laugh, enjoy, relax.</div> I couldn't have said it any better myself. This is a thread about Viking/Packers jokes. I think Favre4MVP needs to learn the mentality of the forums. Relax, pal. <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (favre4mvp)</div><div class='quotemain'>Hey, um N_Burleson... whens the last time the Vikings won their division? Hmmm...</div> To answer your question, year 2000.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (favre4mvp)</div><div class='quotemain'>Hey, um N_Burleson... whens the last time the Vikings won their division? Hmmm...</div> Like N_Burleson said it was 2000 but who got beat in the playoffs first round vs. the Vikes? U could win the division all u want but doesnt mean ur gonna get farther in the playoffs.
