PANIC! crap! the giants have gotten off to a bumpy little start here. Brandon Belt is hitting like Aubrey Huff was supposed to LAST YEAR, and...so is Aubrey Huff. Miguel Tejada is wearing a live weasel for a fielding mitt. Buster Posey is not a lucid dream. our starting pitching has been, strangely, amazing. over the first 4 starts, giant starters had a 1.80 ERA, which in case you didnt know, is really fucking good. no need to panic, giants will begin throwing successfully towards bases, and the outfielders will eventually stop dodging balls like an illegal lawn darts tournament at the frat house. fix that, giants dont dodge shit. if a trolley is coming right for them they stand there and take it like men.
