Religion Patriots won because of Lady Gaga satanic ritual

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    Alt-right claim Lady Gaga's Super Bowl performance was actually a satanic ritual

    Illuminati confirmed?


    By almost all accounts, Lady Gaga’s halftime super bowl performance was astounding, the singer’s stage antics wowing all those watching.

    However, before the match started, infamous alt-right spokesperson and InfoWars founder Alex Jones took to Facebook to warn followers not to watch Gaga’s show because she’s the spawn of Satan and part of the ‘New World Order’.

    After claiming Gaga “does rituals” and pointing out she once wore a meat suit, Jones said the Super Bowl “organisers are deciding to defile America and break our will by having us bow down to this.”

    “They say she’s going to stand on top of the stadium, ruling over everyone with drones everywhere, surveilling everyone in a big swarm,” he continues. “To just condition them to say ‘I am the Godess of Satan’ ruling over them with the rise of the robots in a ritual of lesser magic.”

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    Black magic confirmed!

     
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    We need Lady Gaga to perform at a Blazer game.
     
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    This dude has the presidents ear. Neat.
     
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    I don't know if Lady Gaga had anything to do with it but Satan doesn't seem like too much of a stretch.
     
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    Ran into the governor of NH today at work, he said he's a huge Lady Gaga fan.
     
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    Did he smell like sulfur?
     
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    How far down on the list is Ivanka for President? Can she be the designated survivor?
     
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    I'm gaga for singing to tracks.
     
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    Not that I noticed, but maybe he secretly hypnotized me.
     
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