Pelicans’ mascot Pierre to get new look after undergoing reconstructive beak surgery

Discussion in 'Portland Trail Blazers' started by SlyPokerDog, Feb 10, 2014.

  1. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

    Joined:
    Oct 5, 2008
    Messages:
    123,508
    Likes Received:
    143,607
    Trophy Points:
    115
  2. Rhal

    Rhal Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 7, 2009
    Messages:
    12,997
    Likes Received:
    2,756
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Occupation:
    UPS
    Location:
    Portland
    Re: Pelicans’ mascot Pierre to get new look after undergoing reconstructive beak surg

    Creepiest mascot in the history of sports. HE HAUNTS MY NIGHTMARES!
     
  3. jlprk

    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

    Joined:
    Sep 25, 2009
    Messages:
    30,672
    Likes Received:
    8,852
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Occupation:
    retired, while you work!
    Re: Pelicans’ mascot Pierre to get new look after undergoing reconstructive beak surg

    Denny, I bet you could pick up the old costume for free. S2 needs a mascot. You could do the honors at the annual S2 convention.
     
  4. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

    Joined:
    Oct 5, 2008
    Messages:
    123,508
    Likes Received:
    143,607
    Trophy Points:
    115
  5. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

    Joined:
    Feb 15, 2010
    Messages:
    50,346
    Likes Received:
    22,532
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Re: Pelicans’ mascot Pierre to get new look after undergoing reconstructive beak surg

    Pierre is having a sex change. They is shaving their adams apple.

    hoop fam
     
  6. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

    Joined:
    Oct 5, 2008
    Messages:
    123,508
    Likes Received:
    143,607
    Trophy Points:
    115
    Re: Pelicans’ mascot Pierre to get new look after undergoing reconstructive beak surg

    Are you saying Pierre is really Bruce Jenner?
     
  7. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

    Joined:
    Feb 15, 2010
    Messages:
    50,346
    Likes Received:
    22,532
    Trophy Points:
    113
  8. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

    Joined:
    Oct 5, 2008
    Messages:
    123,508
    Likes Received:
    143,607
    Trophy Points:
    115
    Re: Pelicans’ mascot Pierre to get new look after undergoing reconstructive beak surg

    [​IMG]

    They ruined him! He was badass! Now he's just a carnival plush toy.
     
  9. PapaG

    PapaG Banned User BANNED

    Joined:
    Sep 23, 2008
    Messages:
    32,870
    Likes Received:
    291
    Trophy Points:
    0
    Location:
    Tualatin, OR
    Re: Pelicans’ mascot Pierre to get new look after undergoing reconstructive beak surg

    That's a parrot or some other tropical bird. This is a pelican statue from my mom's hometown of Pelican Rapids, MN.

    [​IMG]
     
  10. MARIS61

    MARIS61 Real American

    Joined:
    Sep 12, 2008
    Messages:
    28,007
    Likes Received:
    5,012
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Occupation:
    retired Yankee
    Location:
    Beautiful Central Oregon
    Re: Pelicans’ mascot Pierre to get new look after undergoing reconstructive beak surg

    Not a pelican.
     
  11. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

    Joined:
    Feb 15, 2010
    Messages:
    50,346
    Likes Received:
    22,532
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Re: Pelicans’ mascot Pierre to get new look after undergoing reconstructive beak surg

    HAHA HAH HAHAHA

    hoop fam
     
  12. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

    Joined:
    Feb 15, 2010
    Messages:
    50,346
    Likes Received:
    22,532
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Re: Pelicans’ mascot Pierre to get new look after undergoing reconstructive beak surg

    Wait. That's not the real mascot

    hoop fam
     
  13. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

    Joined:
    Oct 5, 2008
    Messages:
    123,508
    Likes Received:
    143,607
    Trophy Points:
    115
    Re: Pelicans’ mascot Pierre to get new look after undergoing reconstructive beak surg

    [​IMG]
     
  14. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

    Joined:
    Oct 5, 2008
    Messages:
    123,508
    Likes Received:
    143,607
    Trophy Points:
    115
    Re: Pelicans’ mascot Pierre to get new look after undergoing reconstructive beak surg

    Should have left the old eyes. Now he looks like he is is taking it up the...
     

Share This Page