Exclusive Phil Knight agrees to buy Blazers, agrees to Lillard trade request

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    Little late in the day.
     
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    Is that an April fool's?
     
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    Finally! Wow!! Damn I thought this was April fools.
     
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    Nice try.

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    Blazers announce Rick Astley to be the new GM.
     
    SlyPokerDog, Apr 1, 2023
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    And meet Blippi, the new President of Operations.
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    I should probably read the thread, but I'm not, so just here to say you are bad, and should feel bad for this terrible April fool's joke post.
     
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    Fuck. Blippi.
     
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    Already rumblings of disaffected fans and season ticket holders.

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    I personally think the new guys deserve a chance.
     
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    I didn't like that one bit.
     
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    All of these things, especially Blippi, are an improvement.
     
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    What the hell is a Blippi?
     
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    He is the endgame for annoying children's show hosts. He is the most obvious sign of the coming apocalypse.
     
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    He very well might be the anti christ.
     
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    #tradition
     
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