Here's a short joke, I hope you have not heard. In one version or another. Bill was sifting through old Antiques, in a Sotheby's Auction, when he rubbed accidentally along one brass bottle, with a cork on it. A short mist of smoke filled the immediate area, while a Genie appeared. The Genie said to Bill, I know how this normally goes, but you forget, as a ex-Pres. you've had more than your share of perks, thus Celebrity and those of Wealth, only get ONe Wish. Bill said; aw shucks, and thought but for a short moment, and asked the Genie, if he could turn his cow of a wife, into a woman with a build and face like Monica Lewinsky. The Genie responded, even the simplest of Wishes, Magic, and Miracles, is on occasion beyond my even my abilities...good luck on that one.......!!! The Genie, then vanished into the night.....wish spent, return/yield: what's a wreck of a woman does not improve, when she lies, for sheer hobby, mocking all Americans, with every move she's ever made.....
