Pick-Up Lines

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  1. Pure Softness

    Pure Softness BBW Member

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    Post them here for the desperate boys here looking for love.If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.You: Have I shown you my magic watch? It tells me that you're not wearing any underwear ...Girl: Nice try, I am wearing underwear.You: Shoot ... It must be an hour fast.
     
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    Guy: Your very prettty. Do you have any Italian in you?Girl: NoGuy:Want some?
     
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    Do you work at subway? Cause evertime I see you I get a foot longIf you and I were both squirrles I'd bust a nut in your hole.Nice legs, when do they open?Roses are red, Violets are Blue, I like spaghetti lets go F*ck
     
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    are you a parking ticket..... .........cuz you gone fine written all over you
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>Roses are red, Violets are Blue, I like spaghetti lets go F*ck</div> [​IMG]
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Pure Softness @ Jul 4 2006, 12:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>You: Have I shown you my magic watch? It tells me that you're not wearing any underwear ...Girl: Nice try, I am wearing underwear.You: Shoot ... It must be an hour fast.</div>[​IMG]
     
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    I'm an Astronut(Sp?) and my next mission is to Uranus.
     
  8. CelticBalla32

    CelticBalla32 Basketball is back in Boston

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    Baby I know them legs must be tired cuz you been runnin through my mind ALL day!

    (haha gotta love Fresh Prince)
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Fabolous @ Jul 4 2006, 09:50 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>are you a parking ticket..... .........cuz you gone fine written all over you</div>Everyone knows that one [​IMG] at the one softness said. i know a few but nothing original
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CelticBalla32 @ Jul 4 2006, 05:12 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Baby I know them legs must be tired cuz you been runnin through my mind ALL day!(haha gotta love Fresh Prince)</div>Hahaha Will has so many ones its mad funny [​IMG] <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>Roses are red, Violets are Blue, I like spaghetti lets go F*ck</div> [​IMG] some others:If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you in between the holidays?Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell all my friends that we did anyway.Do you wash your pants with Windex? Because I can really see myself in them.Be unique and different, say yes.(Use index finger to call her over, then ask)"do you always cum when you're fingered?"Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.You make my software turn to hardware!If you were my sister/brother, incest would be cool. (btw thats F*cked up)
     
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    I wish you were a buffet, so i could lay you out and take what i want.
     
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    Guy: Did it hurt ?Girl: Did what huirt ?Guy: When you fell from heaven.
     
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    If the girl is walking her dog in the park or something go up to and say.."I'll pet your dog if you pet mine" :beerchug:
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ballerman2112 @ Jul 4 2006, 06:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I wish you were a buffet, so i could lay you out and take what i want.</div>dont know why but that took the cake.... literally if u think about it
     
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    The word of the day is legs. Come home with me and help spread the word.
     
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    pick up lines are overrated and dont work.
     
  17. CelticBalla32

    CelticBalla32 Basketball is back in Boston

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (AirBlaze @ Jul 4 2006, 06:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Hahaha Will has so many ones its mad funny [​IMG]</div>
    Haha I know. Best show of all-time.
     
  18. Pure Softness

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    Bumpage!!!! [​IMG]
     
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    "Girl, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of ya'll"
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (AirBlaze @ Jul 4 2006, 05:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Hahaha Will has so many ones its mad funny [​IMG] [​IMG] some others:If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you in between the holidays?Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell all my friends that we did anyway.Do you wash your pants with Windex? Because I can really see myself in them.Be unique and different, say yes.(Use index finger to call her over, then ask)"do you always cum when you're fingered?"Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.You make my software turn to hardware!If you were my sister/brother, incest would be cool. (btw thats F*cked up)</div> :HAHAHA: :HAHAHA:
     

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